You're so gay, you dropped a mixtape, and it wasn't fire....it was rain, and then a rainbow appeared, with your face in it!
You're so gay that you have an orchestra with you at all times for bursting into show tunes...? (I think I may be out of gay jokes, so...) You're so lesbian you were swaddled in flannel when you were born. You're so straight you can only see in one dimension. You're so pansexual that scrambled, over easy, sunny-side up eggs are good but not poached. ~Toasted!~
You're so gay that you didn't come out of the closet: the closet shoved you out because it just couldn't contain your gayness.
You're so gay that the moment you were born, Elton John suddenly woke up and felt a strange urge to go make a rainbow birthday cake.