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sneaks into peoples houses and replaces their chocolate syrup with brown acrylic paint

 

Has made more than 80 posts!

 

Smells like a combination of baked beans and Drano

 

Queeran is buiding a device to move Central Ohio further east in order to live by the beach without actually moving.

 

Solarcat enjoys sneaking up on people and licking them. He's aiming to break his existing world records of: 1. The most people scared in a single day, and 2) Highest jump gained through scare tactics.

 

Aeon Magus only pee's while sitting down.

 

poo'd in their pants last thursday at Country Kitchen Buffett.

 

^Totally not an EC addict.

 

CrystalRaindrop was to be the reincarnation of an ancient king, but he was already reincarnated as someone else, so she's gonna go find him so she can devour his soul.

 

They have dancing bananas and dogs for dinner

 

Samizer is planning on running a 30-mile run today on stilts. Best of luck to you!

 

Zooombini is going on a hike over the river with a banjo in his posession.
Seems legit.

 

CrystalRaindrop is the youngest person ever to start a death-metal polka band

 

GoogieHowser likes to play jump rope with trash bags

 

Unlike most people, Samizer enjoys bathing in an ice cold river to a nice hot bath.

 

Zoombini is a knighted "Sir"

 

Silkfrog1292 critisizes other people's offspring, saying that they're ugly and that they would do well as garden gnomes; also, that their parents could at least have covered their faces with masks.

 

Aeon Magus likes human brain

 

Samizer0313 once ate twice her weight in spam to impress her friends.

 

Mask breaks into people's homes at night and tosses small lumps of gold at children who've lost a tooth. Then he steals their toothbrushes and leaves.