What if you woke up next to the person above you?!?

"no but i think we need to take this to the next level if this is gonna keep happening. You know the one where we remember what happened last night sometimes"

 

*Gasps* Banana pants!

 

I'd be pleasantly surprised. Bring out the pool of jello, I want to wrestle. :eusa_danc

 

First, i'd find my lamp shade. Somehow, i keep losing it. Then, i'd offer breakfast in bed, and tell you what i'd like

 

"damn texas is hot" lol

 

Well, there isn't much to say. Just this : (!)

 

u sir have brought about the dancing bananas
(!)(!)(!):dead!)(!)(!)
______________^____________
he danced to death

 

(!)(!)(!)(!)

 

Woooo!!!! party! *take off lampshade to reveal the pants underneath* there they are!

 

"i swear shawn was here a second ago" lol shawn why do i always miss you xD

 

because sean is locked away in my basement. *pushes teh husband back in and locks door* :help:

 

Oooh hello...
I don't think I know you do I?

 

Sweet jesus we have to get you to a hospital that blood clot that's formed in your foot will hit your brain any second now.

*see corrupt a wish thread*

 

Why, hello there. Here's some extra clothes and a blankt

 

mmm... wheres your cowboy hat??

:lol:

 

i hide it in the bathroom

 

/goes in the bathroom

 

*puts it on* Howdy

 

/laughs and exits the bathroom, running towards kitchen...

starving!