The most recent version of the straight girls lament that I've heard: It used to be that all the good ones were either married or gay. That's no longer true--now all the good ones are both married and gay.
I remember straight people saying “I’m not getting married until we all can get married” June 27, 2015 Welp guess you can’t use that excuse anymore.
Not that I hate snow or anything, but I got quite a chuckle out of the "already" part, since it's been snowing here for 2 months.
I’m rewatching old episodes of the flash and wondering I’m I supposed to remember that Nora Allen was the waitress that was practically fangirling at her own parents wedding.
I began my day by slipping and falling on the ice in the driveway, injuring my wrist. I finished my day by winning $50 on a scratch-off lottery ticket.
Going to the US for the weekend. Petrified of crossing the boarder. It's irrational, but I read so much boarder shit that I'm anxious lol
I've probably crossed it a couple hundred times and it's really not a big deal. It's usually "Where do you live? Where are you going? Are you bringing anything with you? Do you have any weapons? Okay have a nice day."
The assholes on the US side always give me the tenth degree for some reason and they always have a bad attitude.
