Super cold shower... assuming the super hot shower is scalding hot. Would you rather look like Donald Trump or have one of your hands removed with a chainsaw?
Pepper, even though people call me salty(how do they know how I taste?) Ride the front or back of a bus?
Duh, at the back of the bus. It gives me the opportunity to observe the other passengers Run barefoot on legos while being chased by a lion OR attach an extra limb on your forehead?
Pencils... so much more can be done with a pencil, and you can erase your mistake. Beautiful body or beautiful face?