The Lusty Little Bastards Thread

You, sir, have earned yourself a thong.


hat.

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My family's leaving for the day, so if you're all good little boys and girls, I will post some lusty pics

 

Hmm, things I have done.....1. Played Romeo, in Romeo and Juliet, my female English teacher was Juliet, she said I had 'good enthusiasm'. 2. Shouted 'threesome' in the middle of my band class. 3. said this to my French Teacher, "I colonized Uranus". 4. Had a half-an-hour talk about the different types of girls asses. 5. Sat on my friend's lap because her boyfriend refused to. 6. Taken off my pants (I was wearing shorts underneath, don't worry) in the middle of the band room before a football game. 7. Grabbed the same girls ass twice, in one day. 8. Looked down my teacher's daughters shirt. 9. Tell little kids that annoy me on the bus that the only reason they annoy me is because they want me.

 

AHHHHHH I totally thought of my lusty thing!

So one day last summer I was hanging out with a bunch of my friends. We were at the mall. There's like 2 really cute guys (both straight waa) and like 3 or 4 really hot girls that I hang out with, so there were like all these people staring at us doing our friend crap. Then one of the guys (lets call him zeke) spots this one girl eying someone in our group. But zeke couldn't tell who it was that this girl was checking out. So zeke sends me over to talk to her. Yeah. It was pretty awkward. We started talking, and we like clicked and everything, and I asked her to come with us and hang out.

So, long and short of it is that we ended up at a party in the night. I just kept being the cute little dude everyone is friends with but is a bit too young to get action at a party that I always am. But the random girl we met at the mall comes up to me and we get talking again. Yeah. then we eventually made out for like 5 minutes, till I just couldn't take it cause it was sorta gross by then (I mean, she was a random girl). So I was like, there's something I have to tell you and all that stuff, and I told her I was gay. And here's the great part. She started laughing and stuff for no reason, and I was like, hey! this is sorta serious to me! But then she looks back at me, and is like, uhh I'm a lesbian.

Seems that her gaydar went off when she saw me, and figured it would be safer to hang with a gay/possibly bi kid instead of being hit on by random straight guys. Haha. We laughed about that for EVER.

Then since I hadn't come out to zeke and everyone, they were teasing me about it like the rest of the night, like, haha you finally got some action at a party after hanging around with us for so many nights.

I basically still haven't got over how funny that was.

 

Once on a caravan holiday I was invited to stay with a friend on camp and... orally pleasured him while his parents were asleep at the other end of the caravan.

 

Pieman and I are having sex right now

...and he doesn't even know about it.

 

I thought I felt something...

 

Oh you'll definatly feel something in a minute or so ;-)

 

:lol: oh my gay god that was 2 funny

 

Bow chicka wow wow.

Thread hijacks make baby Jesus cry. Back on topic starting.......NOW!

 

i went to the teachers room in my skool, and start to strip in front of them, on the table. and then, this hot student who came to talk to the teacher for extra points, join me, and we made out with arctic monkey song. we fully bare naked, and all of the teachers saw us while they're having their doughnuts. and the old female teachers starts to gossiping about us. and we scream, "FUC* U, BI*CH"

you mean, like this?

 

I would Like to Sign Up to be a LLB

My Demonstration:

Stare Down the Boys of my Dream . Get right up in fron of Him and Kiss Then Go Ape Wild on Him While Promising Him that his Wife will never know that this happen

*hopes that was Lusty enough*

 

My demonstration:

In bed, with Brandi Ryan on one side and Karina Lombard on the other, with plenty of making out and sexy stuff, oh and nakedness. *Daydreams*

Am I in??

Yeah I know I never mentioned Karina Lombard before but then again I did only JUST start watching the L word...lol
My fave characters = Marina, Tina, Alice and Bette.
Sorry that was really off-topic. I'll shut up now.

 

hey, this is just a fantasy, right??? not....a....real...thing??

 

Woke up at 3 am just to go streaking.... dnt ask why.

 

I can be a tease, big time. I consider myself skilled in the art of orgasm denial. And I'd like to tie my partner's hands to the bed so that he can't touch himself, hehehehe.

 

Ohhhhh just remembered another one. When I was younger I had a, well, "easy" period... I had sex with this guy two hours after first meeting him.

(I don't do that anymore though)

 

:roflmao:

 

I hate that so much! My boyfriend does that to me! (Well hes never tied my hands to the bed)