Really bad humor is my favorite, like "What do sprinters eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast." Also, racist, sexist humor etc. There's one about three people that were out hunting. The first one came back the first day and say I got myself two lions and two zebras today. The second one said I shot myself three rhinos and a vulture. The third one said I shot two nopleeze. The first two said 'Oh, what's a nopleeze? Is that a new species?' The third one said 'I don't know, it's just they were black and in the bushes and when they jumped out they made a sound like "No, pleeze!" So terrible, I have a hate-love relationship to those jokes lol Also, I love political satire, like this one (the fun starts around 7.10) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt2R3j0qGXE
Sassy and really really bitchy. I'm actually really mean in a sarcastic way. And I only do it to people I'm close to.
Sarcastic, clever, dry...I tend to be pretty deadpan when it comes to humor, but people sometimes tell me I'm "witty".
Dark, and blue...I make jokes involving violence and death, with a side of fuck, shit, cunt, cock, etc...
Sarcastic, ironic, topical I don't really tell jokes I just make comments about things that make people laugh, still that works for me
It depends on my mood. I can sometimes be dark, but alot of the times I am rather sarcastic to the point some people don't realize I am being sarcastic. Most people who know me call me crazy and or a dork or my favorite weird. Just depends on my mood and who I am around...
It's hard, and more of a thing for others to describe instead of me, only if they understand it though
Frequently very dry. Frequently sarcastic. Occasionally ironic. Usually fairly offbeat. I am the one who will intentionally take your facetious comment seriously, as if I didn't realize it was a joke, and act all hurt, playing it to the hilt. Or announce at a meeting in deadpan that the reason the time on this project seemed to fly is that we actually missed a week...back in February...which is why it's snowing today, and why the project deadline is extended by a week. I am a force of quiet chaos.
Well, its really hard to crack english jokes. But, according to some of my friends, my humour (in Filipino language) is sarcastic, mean, witty, nerdy, and random.
Mostly politically incorrect, sometimes going into dark and twisted, but I tend to keep that side hidden unless I'm with close friends. Jokes about, say, African imperialism of the early 1900's, religions in general (i.e. Jews, Muslims, popery, Aztec human sacrifices, etc), historical and racist satire, Hitler jokes, etc. That's basically what you get out of me once I open up.
Snarky, witty, goofy, extremely politically incorrect, often self-deprecating. I say really horrible things to my friends sometimes that people who wouldn't know us would think were horrible. Exhibit A: Best friend just got out of the hospital after a severe asthma attack Him: The doctor thinks it was due to pollen allergies and it's nothing more serious than that Me: That's great that they figured it out and you're better! I'll be bringing over a huge floral arrangement in celebration! Him: :roflmao:
Innocent, serious and random. Usually people laugh when I have no idea what's going on, or I'm unaware of seemingly important things or well-known matters.. Sometimes when I'm serious, people assume that I'm joking since I don't always say smart things.. :lol: And when I joke, I say something very random that popped into my mind. I just say what I think. :lol:
