Funny responses you got when you came out

First person I came out, Sammy Jo.

I looked at her.
She looked back at me.

I stuttered a little:
"I'm... kinda bi."

She smiled and laughed a lil:
"Oh silly, (name), I already knew that!

:roflmao:

 

Not really coming out but it's funny. I had already told my parents and today my family was just talking and joking and my dad gets the laundry. So he just comes into e living room and holds up a pair of newly purchased American eagle boxers and just asks 'really'... Now I know what you are thinking, 'so what?'... They were pink striped. And my mom just says 'you know their is coming out, then theirs coming out' it was hilarious.

 

That is actually really funny lol.

 

Yeah, I mean the only reason I got them was because I saw them on a certain crush of mine (I swear I am not a pervert, he just sometimes to take off his shirt and you notice things...) and I liked them already. It didn't help that they are extra small (Ive got a 26-28 waist, legit. In most stores I can't find jeans that aren't in the kids section) and boxer briefs.

 

*cough* I didn't find that revealing information arousing AT ALL *cough*

Seriously tho. If we went to the same school, I'd litterally be failing all my classes if you were in the room...

 

Aw thanks! It's nice to hear that from a guy for a change.

 

So, we have a Facebook group for our class. I was mostly out at the university, but not everyone knew that, so someone hinted on that Facebook group that I was interested in some girl. I posted an answer saying: "Guys, I'm not sure whether you think that I'm straight or that [girl's name] is a transvestite". Some other people (including the mentioned girl) laughed and made jokes on that on the group, but there's one guy who just couldn't get it, so, the next day we all got together in a bar and he said something like:

—Heeeeeey, [Bowie], what did that you mean by that post yesterday, huh? One would almost think you are gay, hahahaha.

I look at him half-embarrassed, half-amused and answered:

—I am gay.

He stares in disbelief at me for a few seconds and says very awkwardly:

—Oh... Awesome!

 

Oh my god lmao, I can just imagine the look on his face. :lol:

 

"That makes sense. You're too nice to be straight."

One of the best reactions I had from one of my friends.

 

I forgot to mention one friend when I came out, the only guy that came to his mind that I could like:


Arnold Schwarzenegger

Lol. Far, far, far from my type. The only older guy I really have a thing for:


Ryan Phillippe

You couldn't get more distanced if you tried lol. I just thought it was funny that his mind immediately connected liking guys to liking body builders.

 

Me: So, uh yeah, I'm bi.
Friend(also bi): Oh, that's cool.
Me: Well, at least you didn't-
Friend: ...BI-FIVE. *holds hand up waiting for me to high five her*
Me: ...say anything weird.

 

Oh my gosh I just remembered something from the other night.

After coming out to my best friend:

Him: So, does that mean I should call you "dyke" more often then?
Me: *gapes* No!

And then I started laughing because how could I not, the way he said it.

 

Random guy hitting on me at the bar:

Guy: so do you have a boyfriend?
Me: nope
Guy: *smiles* i don't have a girlfriend either
Me: oh! I do have a girlfriend
Guy: *poker face*

 

Haha WIN!

Anyways this isn't really a coming out story but it was kind of funny at the time. I had been feeling down and I had no real reasons to feel down.

Me: So yeah, I dunno, I just am feeling feelings that I shouldn't be feeling.
Her: What.....? You like a guy?
Me: NO!

She was really oversensetive about me being gay for the first few weeks after I came out to her. She kept having gay on the brain. One time I said, "Sorry I just need to get my jammies on" (as in pajamas), And she was like, "wait did you just say, "I'm sorry that I am gay?"
And then another time she was like, "wait you don't have a crush on any of us, cuz that would be kind of weird." I was actually mildly offended at this, just cuz im gay doesn't mean I am attracted to every girl, and even if I am attracted to every girl does not mean that I am going to jump on them or something. She has a lot of guy frinds, and I was like hmmm she doesn't interregate all her guy friends on this.

 

So this was a few weeks ago at the bar.

Having a pink martini.

The second women that walks up to me and starts flirting with me. I dont even think thats she's flirting with me at the time until she puts her hand on me.

Me: Um I dont think this is going to work out like you want
Her: Why do you say that? Im I not good looking?
Me: Oh no your good looking to other guys I bet just not to me
Her: Why?
Me: Cause Im gay
Her: You dont have to lie to me just cause you dont like me
Me: *looks at my pink martini* really Im not lying to you here
Her: But your to cute to be gay
Me: Arent all the hot nice good looking guys that every girl want gay?
Her: Damn you * walks off*
Me: * Looks at bar tender* I thought the pink martini would have given it away.:bang:

 

LMAO :bang: that's hysterical lol took her long enough

 

Me: I need to tell you something. I'm gay.
Him: oh, uh. So you THINK you're gay?
Me: no, I'm sure. I am most certainly gay.
Him: we'll have you ever had you know sex with a guy? How would you know?
Me: yes. I have. I'm gay.
Him.: well, you. THINK youre gay.
Me: no, I'm gay. I have a boyfriend. We've been together a couple of months.
Him. Well clearly you THINK you're gay.
Me/ no, I'm gay.
Him: is this a phase? You know, THINKING you're gay?

Oh, and we're both 35. We've known each other for about 10 years. It was kinda a shock to him.

 

Why does this happen so many times to us? Really people when most people tell you they are gay they mean it.:bang:

 

This wasn't me, but one of my female friends. Her brother's reaction when she told him she had a girlfriend was awesome: he paused and said "Well that's the most original thing you've ever done."