-Be me. -Date the same girl for 3 years. -Realize you're bi. -Start coming out to friends slowly. -Be drunk one night and come out to friend from middle school. --Friend "Yeah, I know." Fuck you, friend. Why didn't you tell me?
My friend asked me to stop talking, asked for a round of shots at the bar. Had us all take them. And then she was like: ok, now continue talking. She said it was just shock haha
Me: I'm gay Person: quick question really quickly Me: ok Person: what is it like pooping? Do you enjoy it? Me:... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...um
My little brother had the most unresponsive reaction. I called my whole family into the room. Nervously looked at all them. Slowly stuttered, "Mom, dad, I'm transgender." My brother just glares at me and says. "Im proud of you. Whatever. Can I go back to my video games now?" He walks out. It was pretty great.
I wrote a letter and left it in my best friends bed and I get a text a couple hours later from her saying "Don't think this gets you out of marrying me if I am alone at 40" Lol
Best friend: "Oh" ...*within the next 15 minutes* "So how does the whole gay sex thing work?" Other friend: I hate labels and serious conversations, so came out with a joke, and no one got it. But then later this text conversation: "Wait were you serious?" "yes" "So how do you, like, identify?" I couldn't really get the words out, so the aforementioned best friend grabbed the phone from my hands. "I identify as dating more girls than you" He didn't ask anymore questions. Love my friends :icon_bigg
Telling my son. "So, I'm coming out of the closet." "and? What's the joke?" *Silence* "you're not joking?" "no" "ok. Didn't see that one coming. Ok then. Ummmm ok. That was unexpected" Later, him telling his older brother that we had had an interesting conversation Older son pointing finger "ha ha HAHAHAHA" Few minutes later outside with two sons Younger telling older that he and lesbian housemate sometimes find themselves checking out the same girls and one calling dibs, older son laughing about it. Me chiming in with "imagine when I do that too" Older son "ah ah ah NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Oh my god, you are describing my friends. We have a super religious friend, and my best friend swore she would chase me around with holy water yelling "the power of Christ compels you". I'm pretty out (told 4 people, the rest caught on) but she hasn't figured it out. Once she saw a rainbow flag and she thought it was a birthday decoration...so... I'm gonna have to actually tell her.
Me: I'm gay Friend: So why did you get married? Me: What's that big river in Egypt? Friend: d' Nile Me: It's quite deep. Friend: Fair enough. Then went back to a normal conversation.
Coming out to youngest son today. He's 12 Me: I'm gay Him: nods head. Me: so I'm stranger than you thought I was? Him: It's not like I had any expectations of you being normal
This was a convo with on of my school friends just a few days ago! Me: Hey, can I tell you something E: Sure, anything. Me: I'm gay... E: Finally a gay friend
A few weeks after I told one of my close friends Her: I just noticed something Me:What? Her:Now our squad is super cool because of you, we're the real bomb squad now! Me::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
A conversation between me and my friend (dude) while we were gaming Me: " Hey" Him: *groans in response Me: "I'm Bi" Him: " I know" Me: "What? How?!" Him: "Ain't it obvious your always cracking up one second and the next your punching me" Me: "Two things. One that's because your an idiot and two I meant sexual, as in BISEXUAL" Him: "Oh." *Couple of seconds pass by* "Hot." Me: *Punches him* Him: "Can I watch or would you rather me record when your with another chick" Me: *Punches him again* Him: "Are you sure your not Bipolar too? Because like ten seconds ago you were just laughing and now your punching me" Me: "Again that's just because your an idiot" *Taking advantage of him being distracted kills him in the game* Him: "Still hot"
Him: what's you favourite fruit, pears or banans ? Me: Banans Him: bananas or banans Me: bananas Him: I f**king knew it! He screams in front of the whole class Sensei: what do you know? Him: Videogaymers' favourite fruit Sensei: and videogaymer, what is your favourite fruit? Me: bananas Whole class including sensei: finally he comes out Me: WTF
There's this friend of mine that i first came out to while horribly drunk on my 18th birthday. Needlees to say, I had to explain myself to her a few days later, and when i told her i was indeed gay, her words were: "Well, now at least i'm sure you'll never rape me when we get drunk together."
My family is still kinda...reeling I guess? But they all make fun comments now that they're adjusting. My Brother: You want a taco pizza? Me: I love tacos! My Brother: I thought you might.
Two years ago, my cousin came to spend the summer with her dad who lives in my town. I decided not to tell her that I was a lesbian (how I identified at the time) because I didn't think she would take it well. Toward the end of the summer, I did end up coming out to her and she came out back to me as bi/pan. We both subsequently discovered that we were also trans. On the one hand, it's great that we have each other. On the other hand, I don't think our grandparents know what to do with us!
Actual conversation with my homophobic friend: Her: can you just not do it in front of me? Me: do what? Her: you know... Be... *low whisper* gay... Me: ...
Omg! Your signature! Another nerdfighter! Yay! Oh, and what your brother did has to be the funniest thing i've read in a while!