Mam's response was "we'll see how long that lasts" One of my best friends responses was "so... You're single,right?" I still don't know if that was a compliment,or~ xD
Me: "I'm gay." W: "What, Like Gay gay? Or Like Weird Gay?" Me: "Like faggot gay" W: "Just making sure..."
Oh. Here's one. I didn't really come out. But she knew anyway just cuz. but I still wasn't ready to tell her... My mom's driving me home from school and she says: Mom: So who gave you the hickey Me: Nothing Mom: Did you say nothing? Me: what? end I thought it was funny... not at the time... but
hahaha love it.. I had my dad ask me who gave me a hickey and I had to come up with some crazy story about how I met a girl at the bar, we had dinner, etc... he totally didnt buy it
Me: Oh yeah I really liked Sing You Home cause I could relate to the main characters ...(lesbians, in case you haven't read it) Her: -confused look- Me: ... I told you I was a lesbian.. Her: OH YOU MEAN YOU WERENT KIDDING? OH! (I had told her on facebook earlier) Me: ... yes. Her: Wait does that mean every time you said you liked Darren Criss you were LYING?
I told my cousin Emma today Me: So um I'm gay Emma: Oh I know Me:...how? Emma: Well, remember that family reunion thing a few months ago that you got really really drunk at? Me:...yes Emma: This guy started talking to me and when he went away you came over and were asking me about him. You kept telling me that I should go out with him because he was so hot! Then you said he reminded you of some guy from school and you spent the next hour telling me everything about him and about how gorgeous and amazing he was. Then you realized what you were saying and tried to save yourself with ' not that I like him or anything'...do you remember any of that? Me:...um no :icon_redf
My sister's reaction was... weird. And great. She just did this weird little dance with a huge grin across her face, hugged my so tightly I started feeling dizzy, and said: Knew it. Then she started interrogating me about who I liked. She thinks it's so cute her little sis is a lesbian, even though I'm not sure I am, but whatever.
I seriously had to stop myself from laughing at this because my entire household is asleep, but it is hilarious! I do hope you weren't lying though, cause Darren Criss is fiiiiiiine!
F: So this person you like ... is it a girl or boy? M: Boy... F:OH I THOUGHT SO! (Loudest she could possibly say it) M: *Think I looked horrified because I tried to act straight* F: Oh not that you're camp! Just that you never hit on me.
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Me too! along with "no you're not" from my mom and self-righteous huffs from my stepdad... except my mom was right because I came out as gay. I'm bi.
Me: Dad, I'm bisexual. Dad: No you're not. Me: No, Dad, I really am. Dad: Just because you've had gay experiences doesn't mean you're bi. I'VE had gay experiences. Remember my friend Mark? Me: *blinks a few times before bleaching my brain* This one was good too: Me: Mum, I'm bi. Mum: *shrugs* Boy or girl, you know the rules: don't bring ugly into my house. Me: Er...thanks Mum. Mum: It's no big deal, I had sex with a girl when I was 14. Me: ...Wow, this sexuality thing really is genetic, huh? XD
hahaha your parents are on FIRE I came out to one of my friends close to midnight on april fool's, but apparently she didn't know about the rule of needing to fool someone before noon, so this happened. Her: you know...A just told me that G(a girl) fell in love with one of the girls in her class. I still don't if she's bi or lesbian because she used to like K(a guy) Me: oh tell her I said congrats, I'm bi too. Her: WHAT THE FCK MAN. why can't I get ONE? Me: ? Her: it's april fool's...? Me: you know you're not supposed to do it after lunch right? Her: but you just did one Me: no I didn't Her: LOLLLL don't you try to trick me. NOT ON APRIL FOOL'S Me: >_> geez fine I'll tell you again after today Her: tell me again in an hour (it was 11pm) Then other convos happened along with her going "omg REALLY?? tell me it's true!!" every once in awhile. 12am Her: ok. tell me again Me: I'm bi Her: WTF Me: Loooool Her: Why? How? i mean, how'd you find out?? Me: well I used to like girls but right now I like a guy? Her: WHO? Me: E, do you know him? Her: o.o Her: ok Her: Ok Her: ok that's fcking straight honest She was really accepting. She just freaked out cuz of the occasion haha "AND ON APRIL FOOL'S? THAT'S NOT COOL!"
hahaha, honestly I'd forgotten then that it was April Fool's. This is one when my straight best friend "came out" to me. Him: so I watched a show, and a gay guy made fun of bi people, even though bi people are cool too. they be gettin' cocky Me: lol well of course even in rainbow country there are conflicts between ppl. some people don't believe in bisexuality Him: really? Him: cuz I might be partially bi Me: lolwhat Me: are you sure? Me: ok I shouldn't lolwhat at that Him: haha no, it's a lolwut situation (This guy had been straight-acting, straight-talking, straight-everything all this time I was really close with him. And it's not like he would need to hide his homo-ness from me if he really was not straight, since I came out to him a long time ago.) I then went on to educate him about the Kinsey scale, and turns out he's like a Kinsey 1. Me: so if I asked you out, you'd still say no? Him: since I don't like you that way, it's a no Me: had to be asked. I had no idea you could be bi It's funny because that's the second time I got rejected by him now hahaha. We're cool about it though.
To girl friend (ish). We were at a school excursion and the guide was talking about animals that can be hemaphrodites and topics like incest in the animal kingdom and the topic changed to gay animal somehow... Right at the time that she sopke to me since her other girl friend told her and well it was very akward.
HAHA! Some of these are hilarious!! XD I have a pretty good one. :XD: It's when I came out to my best friend over the phone. I knew she'd be cool with it cause her sister is gay. Me: hey, um, can I tell you something really important, and you can't tell anyone else? Her: Yeah, shoot? Me: I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian... Her: Cool. I kinda knew it already. Me:....How?! Her: Well, you have 50+ half-naked pictures of Lady Gaga handing in your room...Nothing about that registers straight with me. XD Both: *hysterical laughter*
first one- Me: So I'm bi. Friend: Hahha I knew it. So do you like tristan? Me: :icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf :roflmao:
The night after moving into my freshman dorm in college I was walking around campus with a group of people from my floor. I'm pretty straight-acting (but I have my moments) so me being gay isn't really obvious Anyway, one girl (now one of my best friends) pulls me aside and we have the following convo: Friend: "So you don't have to answer this and I don't mean to offend you. I'm just wondering..." Me: "Yeah...?" F: "Well... um... are you... are you... gay?" M: "Yeah." F: "So you're a horse of a different color..." M: "I'm a fucking unicorn, bitch!" F: *Laughs hysterically* "We're gonna be great friends." Still my best coming out experience.
Those responses were AWESOME! Plus makes me wonder if my biological parents may have been bi, adopted - that would be sOo cool.