Apparently a man wanting to change their hair colour is a dead giveaway... If only I'd known 10 years ago :lol:
You're singing a song written about someone who's the same gender as you and the only lyrics you change are the singer's gender, if needed.
1) You have a Boyfriend. 2) Your in a Civil Partnership with another Man. 3) You often Kiss other Men. 4) You often check out other Men's Crotches. 5) You often come up with new ways of having physical Contact with other Men.
Sometimes you think that real life would've been better if it too was periodically interrupted by dance numbers, preferably directed by Lady Gaga... ... Who isn't outrageous, it's just that everyone else is really this dull.
you get butterflies when the cute guy at the pharmacists keeps glancing at you (or, at least you think he is )
I am laughing WAY too hard at this! XDD You might be a lesbian if you only watched Fast & Furious 6 for the shirtless girls... (guilty)
If you go out with your girlfriends and strut your stuff around the mall, making the boys' jaws drop.
over three quarters of your generally-associated-with friends are girls, if you find associating with unfamiliar boys awkward and uncomfortable, or if you simply don't like boobs.
And, I thought that was just being naive. When I was younger, I would have likely thought along those lines. My current coworkers are changing that.
When you can't stop looking at your friends crotch and ass when he is in his underwear at a sleepover
You might be a lesbian if... The only reason you watched the disney princess movies was because you thought they were hot.