You can't be LGBT because...

'U cen't be gey unles u suc a deck'

I actually heard that once. Yes, it sounded retarded.

 

You be gay because you smell as bad as a straight guy.

 

You cant be pansexual because you cant love pans

 

You can't be lesbian because you are a Capricorn and Capricorns are extinct.

 

Hands down, this one wins!!!! (!):eusa_danc:eusa_clap

You can't be gay, you're bi.

You can be bi and still with a man, so that means you're not gay. ( said my lesbian friend when I came out to her)

 

You can't be gay because I said so. Now kneel or suffer my eternal wrath uponst thou!

 

You can't be bi because you've never dated a girl before.