The high heels that Im running in are really Aeon's. He's just super mad cause he cant run and jump in them like me.
No, Aeon is mad because those weren't the first pair of high heels that Hidinginalabama has "borrowed". And they always return dirty... who knows what he does in them.
Aeon Magus was part of a fairly successful band in his youth, but the band disbanded after being banned in Belgium for binding boys with rubber bands.
Hidinginalabama is, in fact, my cat. He began playing with my spare computer, and developed a humanoid personality from exposure to the internet.