What's your stereotype?

This thread was not what I was expecting haha, but I had a good laugh.

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You listen like
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

Though you’ve never taken a guitar lesson before, your cover of Wonderwall is almost as famous as your smile. It’s not normal how perfect your teeth and hair are in every picture of you. You could look good throwing up.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, 2am Club

 

You listen like:
Hipster Barista
Your fresh brewed, home roasted, fair trade, organic certified, Ethiopian coffee is the talk of the town, but only among the right type of people. Starbucks’ patrons need not enter; you don’t need their capitalist, sell-out money. No one can make you compromise your morals for something as bourgeois as cash.

Well then...

 

You listen like
Rage Guy
It's not delivery, it's Digiorno... that burned the roof of your mouth, it's that carelessly placed lego that you stepped on, or it's realizing that you're out of shampoo when you are already in the shower. It doesn’t matter: life can be a raging struggle. In the end, the only things that can calm you down are screaming vocals or looking lovingly at the pins on your favorite studded leather jacket.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Green Day, The Living End

 

You listen like
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Your swag is fresh and your chain is low. All your homies can hear the bass from your Dre. headphones from Cherry Hill Terrace to Dandelion Street but that’s just part of that everyday hustle in Swan Lake, CT.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Drake, Tyga

Holy shit... that is extremely accurate.

 

OMG LOL
You listen like
Anonymous

Who are you? I don't even know who you are. You don't even listen like a human being.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Nothing I've every seen before

 

You listen like
Success Kid

Congratulations, you’re young at heart... or just young, hard to say which. Your childlike sensibilities and can-do attitude allow you to shoot for the streetlights you assume are stars. Keep on keeping on kid, one day those streetlights will be worth something.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Demi Lovato, Kelly Clarkson, Lana Del Rey, Paramore

I think this fits me well

 

You listen like
True Grunger
Music just hasn't been the same since 1998. Maybe you should pack up your flannel shirts and move to Seattle, where you will truly be appreciated.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Dinosaur Jr., Pavement, My Bloody Valentine, The Horrors

 

You listen like
Vengeance Dad
They told me I would miss my family. I never miss.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Iron Maiden

 

You listen like
True Grunger

Music just hasn't been the same since 1998. Maybe you should pack up your flannel shirts and move to Seattle, where you will truly be appreciated.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Nirvana, Incubus, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace

OH MY GOD, THIS IS ACCURATE...

 

80s Retro Hipster, here

 

You listen like
An American Idol Fan
You’ve been watching American Idol since its inception in your middle school years. Now in your mid 20’s, your tastes haven’t changed, but your DVR collection has let your obsession turn into a full-time occupation. So many talent shows to watch, so little time. However, we have faith that you will vote for the next big thing, you know, until next season.

Wtf???

 

You listen like
Sad Keanu
So much angst. They just don't understand. They'll never understand. Life isn’t always the Excellent Adventure you thought it would be.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Paramore, Good Charlotte, Evanescence, The Used

My artists (full):
Avril Lavigne, Paramore, The Used, O-Zone, Evanescence, Good Charlotte, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, Korn, Crazy Anglos, Gary Valenciano, Lionel Richie

(this isn't all of them; I tend to listen to many songs without regards to the artist)

 

You listen like
True Grunger
Music just hasn't been the same since 1998. Maybe you should pack up your flannel shirts and move to Seattle, where you will truly be appreciated.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Nirvana, Green Day, The Beatles, Panic! At the Disco

 

Alright.. except I never use fake tan. I'm also kind of insulted that I'm being compared to one of the Jersey Shore housemates.

 

You listen like
Hipster Barista

Your fresh brewed, home roasted, fair trade, organic certified, Ethiopian coffee is the talk of the town, but only among the right type of people. Starbucks’ patrons need not enter; you don’t need their capitalist, sell-out money. No one can make you compromise your morals for something as bourgeois as cash.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Björk, Portishead, Evanescence, Dragonette

Pretty accurate I guess =P Especially about the coffee part, total caffeine addict.

 

You listen like
Vengeance Dad
They told me I would miss my family. I never miss.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Black Sabbath, Dio, Led Zeppelin, Rainbow

 

lol I got this:

Annoying Facebook Girl
You are a typical tweeny bopper, drama filled, teenager. You’re that girl who gets her heart broken every other day and decides to flood her timeline with popular sad songs.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:
Rihanna, Gorillaz

 

me too ~ i love it!