What would you do?!

1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?

Try to stay calm...as best as I can...hope it doesn't come for me.

2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?

First, scream, second, possibly commit a murder.

3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?

Awkwardly smile, shoot finger guns, then walk away.

4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?

Smile a little?

5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?

Immediately start searching for the person I've never met in my house.

6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?

"...Hi there?"

7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?

You kidding me? That's normal, I'd ignore and go about my day.

8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?

Cry.

9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?

Accept. Hey, maybe it'll get my name out there in the acting world.

10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?

The question is what wouldn't I do?

 

1) I would slowly back away and hope the bear leaves. If the bear is intent on attacking me, then I'd stab its eyes with my EDC and either get mauled to death or win a free rug

2) He's an idiot. I would throw out justin bieber and report him to the police

3) That's nothing new. I would ignore her

4) Nothing because there's no rush. I can play the song again later

5) I would find the owner and demand an explanation for why they're hogging my driveway

6) I would make a cup of tea or coffee for you, ask some questions, then politely ask you to leave

7) I don't care unless I have something to add to the discussion

8) Extremely sour sweets? I would probably laugh because you hate them

9) Maybe, if it's fun. No way if they're trying to exploit my 'weirdness'

10) I would give the unicorn to my mother. She's kept horses for years and she liked that unicorn t-shirt I gave her