What would you ask God?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by RaeofLite, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. Roralo

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    If I had to ask something...


    Why?
     
  2. Emberstone

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    "how many fundementalist christians have you sent to hell for eating shellfish, wearing polyester, and refusing to sell their daughters to forgien people who have asked to buy them for a considerable price as a slave?"

    Then I would come back after asking for irefutable proof to his answer *because jesus said leviticus, as the jewish holyness code, is the work of man, and not the word of god*, and ask all the fundie mouthbreathers why they still quote the book jesus said not to listen to?
     
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    if we do carry on into an afterlife, how important is our original life?
     
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    I was gonna say that too. :dry:
     
  5. Hidden Angel

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    Something like this, pretty much if you can control everything then why do so many things which are horribly wrong happen?
     
  6. KittyBoy

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    Other then to prove their own existance? Why let people who are dumber then what is humanly possible roam the planet? Is it for entertainment value?
     
  7. Emberstone

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    technically, if you read the bible in it's entierty, a amazing thing happens... god stops hating homosexuals... since according to christ, the passage that started the entire 'God hates fag' slogan, was the work of man, and has no relevance to god. That was one of the big reasons the jewish high priest were so angry at him, that, and that he was claimed by his followers to be god incarnate on earth.

    I also would like to ask "Why did you curse us with gilbert godfrey's speaking voice?"
     
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    Seriously, what's up with all those right wing bigots doing some reprehensible shit like voting aways people's rights, while they claim they do it "because its what God wants?" What's up with that shit?
     
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    Does everything truly happen for a reason?
     
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    Molecules in the air scatter blue light from the Sun.

    Yay I got to act as god.
     
  11. Z3ni

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    Who are you!? [Arnie Style]
     
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    Do you agree with half the crap that these religious fundamentalists come out with?
    (There's a reason why there's "Mental" in the word)
     
  13. Mysterons

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    Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
     
  14. Charme

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    How the hell did you get Mary pregnant?!?!
     
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    Are we on the right track?
     
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    Why do you let these awful things happen?
     
  17. Pepsi

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    How did you feel when Lady GaGa said her award was for you and the gays? I assume it made you all warm inside.
     
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    Ooh, I like this one.
     
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    Why do bad things happen to good people?
     
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    Bad things happen to everyone.