What is the homosexual agenda?

Sadly I misplaced my PDF copy of the homosexual agenda

Nah, not really. It's just fun to say that.

 

Tonight my homosexual agenda is to figure out what to eat for dinner.

Seriously though, the people who think we have an "agenda" are ridiculous. They seem to think we are all conspiring to take over the world and make everyone gay. They see every pro-gay news article and pop culture as part of the agenda. They perceive us as trying to force them to accept our "alternative lifestyle" and see us as a threat.

I forget the exact wording, but I saw one quote that was great on the matter. It was in response to the public outrage towards certain homosexual books. It went something like this: "They are convinced that by exposing their children to a few books we will turn them gay. Well I must have read a thousand straight books in my life and none of them turned me straight!"

 

There is. Wonderful Ted talk about this, just search Ted talk "gay agenda".

 

Does anyone have a copy of our latest agenda? I lost mine at our last meeting

 

Eat a low fat breakfast, dress in my favorite rainbow trousers and tie, try to convince religious homophobes, getting people to understand that being gay doesn't mean being a stereotype, light lunch, press conference in the white house, dinner, sex with B.F., Cartoons, shower, cuddle, bed, repeat for three days than take a sick day and just have a rainbowe colored middle fingered to fuck off homophobic people and just do my day.

 

The homosexual agenda will always be unknown.

 

In my history class we were taught that James Buchanan went and got a BF after his wife died.

 

According to right-wing nut jobs, we want to teach children how to have gay sex so they will all become gay. Why? Something that ends up making Obama look like the Anti-Christ.

Of course, reality is always a little different, isn't it?

 

The next meeting is Saturday right? I think I might be a bit late, somebody save me a low-fat vanilla frappe and a chair, I hate it when I have to stand in the back. You can't even see the screen from back there.

 

A gay friend once told me we should plot a heterocide, which when you think about it is no less absurd than what, 5% of the population, enforcing its 'agenda' on the other 95%. The whole notion just could not be more ridiculous.

 

Do you really want to know? The whole idea of a “agenda” is ridiculous us "homosexuals" did not plan to be gay. If you really want to know go here The Homosexual Agenda Revealed! Conservative Christians discover what radical homosexual activists are up to! Ex-gay Ministry: BASH Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals! Christians Proudly Hating Through Tbe Anointing of Jesus that's basically what it is.