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What if you woke up next to the person above you?

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  1. celeste

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    Panic, then a STD test, then offer him some cookies.
     
    #1641 celeste, Jul 26, 2015
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    nooooo, you said I'd be safe with you! D:
     
    #1642 souverian, Jul 26, 2015
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    I have a confession to make...

    I'm prego.





    You know, the pasta sauce.
     
    #1643 The Wallflower, Jul 26, 2015
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    Hi, it's Wallflower, you want a personal strip dance (turns to stereo and on full volume plays Erotica by Madonna). This is a little taste of the striptease pie.
     
    #1644 Justinian20, Jul 26, 2015
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    I just woke up next to you, it's too early for a strip dance.
     
    #1645 souverian, Jul 26, 2015
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    Want milk with that ? *tazers nothing *
     
    #1646 warthog, Jul 26, 2015
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    No I don't like milk.
     
    #1647 Andrew99, Jul 27, 2015
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    Have you ever had pig milk?
    No?
    Prepare to be amazed.
     
    #1648 Ryu, Jul 27, 2015
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    condensed milk is where it's at
     
    #1649 souverian, Jul 27, 2015
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    *hugs you till you stop being depressed*

    I hate it when Jacob does this.
     
    #1650 The Wallflower, Jul 27, 2015
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    Hugs you just because
     
    #1651 Andrew99, Jul 27, 2015
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    Turn around and keep sleeping. Hahahaha.
     
    #1652 SpiritEnergy, Jul 27, 2015
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    *hugs everyone*
     
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    Hugs right back and then go jump on the trampoline together
     
    #1654 MsAnchor, Jul 27, 2015
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    why did a trampoline appear in the room, it wasn't there last night...
     
    #1655 souverian, Jul 27, 2015
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    None of your business *slap* *jumps on the trampoline*
     
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    *burns the tampoline with everybody on it*
    I run the mafia insurance firm so you aren't getting a claim.
    *maniacal laughing*
    I should probably get outta here...
    *walks out of the door and downstairs, then out the front door, then stares at the beautiful fire*
     
    #1657 Ryu, Jul 27, 2015
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    *crawls out of the fire, and tazers your eyebrows *
     
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    *crawls out of a sewer, and eats pie*
     
    #1659 The Wallflower, Jul 27, 2015
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    Ooh is that cherry? Can I have some?
     
    #1660 Andrew99, Jul 27, 2015
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