What if you woke up next to the person above you?

(Runs into the closet with an open door and sees Andrew) Hey Andrew all the other boys are scary will you comfort me and console me.

 

No you stay away from minors, Andrew come here I will not let the creepy man hurt you, hugs (*hug*).

 

(gets furious grabs massive chainsaw and yells) You wanna get crazy, cause you are making me madly crazy for blood(evil laugh) (charges at CandyKing with the chainsaw whirring and I put my saw to his skin and laugh at the sight of him squealing in pain). Well there you little pig how do you like it now, not letting me have any love, well you are gonna pay mwahahahahaha. Time to eat chainsaw. (puts chainsaw up to jaw and cuts out all of Candykings teeth) Now you can't have no candy.

 

You do realize that I'm a god king right and you can not hurt me, turns you into a candy mouse.

 

I can try mwahahahahaha, (grabs godly sword and cuts Candyking in half) mwahaha now lets see if you can hurt me cause I'm resistant to all forms of magic. Bwahahahahaha. Now it's me versus the world.

 

Try again didn't work, and too think I was starting to open up to you, well that's over. * Turns you into a candy zombie and licks you face*.

---------- Post added 24th Mar 2015 at 12:35 AM ----------

I used science to turn you into a candy zombie now I will hug and lick your face some more. (*hug*) *licks face*

 

(It's all a figment of my imagination) Hey there, bah (downs a whole beer). Let me tell you a story, well my mate from Sydney he was bloody well on his way to becoming a millionaire and he was basically a bloke who was a wee bit off his rocker. He wanted to keep making candy bars cause he thought that business was going somewhere, I told him to shove off and start making love cause you ain't gonna get love without a bit of action. Now me being a different guy he began bloody asking me why he ain't ever seen a girlfriend around me, well I said to him, "Why in the bloody hell would I want a girlfriend you bastard." He wondered why I even said that and so started up a little chant called the man chant, I told the son of a bitch he was being a child and so I left but not without downing another whole beer and the best cold beer is VB.

 

Ooo are you men fighting over me?

 

No Andrew you my son stop being so weird. And tell Justinian that it is not his imagination seems like he finally snapped. Yes now I can steal him away and rubs chocolate chip cookie dough over his belly while we cuddle.

 

MMM, I'm in a crazy dream, my brother walked up to me and looked like a mole. Everyone looks so different, did I get high last night. Oh it's CandyKing and he looks like a Giant Mint woah dude.

 

You no have Andrew you have not been approved by me. You never passed the gay test and I think you might be a straight.

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Rubs Justinian belly some more.

 

Maybe I am and Maybe I aren't that is the question.

 

Straight get turned to chocolate and eaten by Andrew.

 

I might eat him but in a different way

 

Why am I not chocolate then must mean I passed your gay test master Candy

 

You haven't took the test yet. What is the gayest color of all? What makes guys sexy?

 

Justin after last night I know you ain't straight.

 

How you know it wasn't just an experiment. He need to best the tests and you have a wife Andrew, go and tend to her.

 

We were never married we got arrested on Sunday and got charged with marriage fraud. We just needed the support that married couples are gonna get. Were still great friends though. I need an EC husband.

 

Well your hand will always be with you. I pronounce you Husband and Hand.