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What if you woke up next to the person above you?!?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Martin, Jul 28, 2009.

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  1. lexi

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    hi again :slight_smile:
     
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  2. Deaf Not Blind

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    Oh, hey! Um, did...um..did we? Um...Hi!
     
    #8102 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
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    Hey where did you come from
     
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    Washington DC. I was recovering from a good Thanksgiving, and woke up...here? Um, excuse me, but where IS here? Annnnnd...who are you, and why are we in this bed and I oh shit! AM I NAKED?? *checks under covers*
     
    #8104 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
  5. flyinhernikes

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    a man... :help:

    here is some breakfast and im still drunk. :sleep:
     
    #8105 flyinhernikes, Nov 25, 2012
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    Oh, you can cook crepes? *smiles*
    I like a lady who can cook. *happily eats it in bed*
     
    #8106 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
  7. flyinhernikes

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    *hoovers your crumbs up* messy messy :eusa_naug
     
    #8107 flyinhernikes, Nov 25, 2012
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    You cook AND clean? :grin:
    My clothing, wherever it is, hasn't been washed in a while. Tell me, are they in the laundry?
    *nothing more attractive than a girl who can cook and clean up after a man!*
     
    #8108 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
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    W-what? How did I get here. Was I kidnapped?
     
    #8109 Hexagon, Nov 25, 2012
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    Who the hell are you?

    WAIT A MINUTE!!

    I told you you are asexual, so I refuse to have sex with you...and you pop into my bed?? Dude, you need therapy! Or a woman...there are 2 here, you take that one, I get the one who cooks me crepes.
     
    #8110 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
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    No, you need therapy. You're the one who kidnapped ME.

    You can have both women.
     
    #8111 Hexagon, Nov 25, 2012
  12. lexi

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    You're missing out.. I can do a lot more than cook crepes :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #8112 lexi, Nov 25, 2012
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    Let's Bake A Cake!
     
    #8113 Lucky Oshawott, Nov 25, 2012
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    Like what?
     
    #8114 Hexagon, Nov 25, 2012
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    Oh god...yes. I willingly accept my fate.. feed me and um...more? :slight_smile:

    wtf? You got between me and the chick?? I thunk you not want her...ohhh, dude! For an asexual guy you sure want to get near me. :confused:
     
    #8115 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
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    In your dreams.
     
    #8116 Hexagon, Nov 25, 2012
  17. lexi

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    How many people are in this bed?
     
    #8117 lexi, Nov 25, 2012
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    2. not including me. I'm outta here.
     
    #8118 Hexagon, Nov 25, 2012
  19. lexi

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    Bye :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #8119 lexi, Nov 25, 2012
  20. Deaf Not Blind

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    Good, he was taking up space we can use now! :grin:
    Hi, um, I never thought I would be asking this while in bed, but...um, are you single?
     
    #8120 Deaf Not Blind, Nov 25, 2012
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