What Are You Thinking?

I'm so afraid of people!!! When I move out I'm never going back outside if I can help it. :tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears:

 

I don't understand why people think those AT&T commercials with the guy and little kids are so funny.... they seem so fake and forced to me.

 

There was this one gif depicting the older guy poking the kids with a stick as he's saying "Come on...say something funny" Oh how I wish I had that gif at my disposal.

I found those funny at one point but the one that never fails to get me is the biggest number one...I don't know why, I guess it's really interesting that when you get to infinity then you get different sizes of infinity and each of those have a different size and so on and so forth...it's really interesting. So I laugh at the head explosion bit...for reasons unknown.

 

Hahaha... that gif is precisely how I picture it being in my head. I'll have to do a search... I'd send that gif out to all my friends who think those commercials are the best.

I love the International Delight Coffee commercials... but among my friends, I seem to be the only one. Maybe I have a strange sense of humor.

 

I think I just found a facial scrub cleanser thing that works for me.

My face feels all wonderfully tingly right now. :love:

 

Just ended a preliminary court hearing on my divorce proceedings, it's amazing how they keep track of all those cases and all that paper!

Upon learning that I am representing myself, the Presiding Clerk offered me 30 min. of free legal counsel right then and there, which I exploited to the max (didn't cost me a thing but it kept her lawyer waiting an hour longer than he expected-he didn't expect me to challenge an agreement...I wonder what he'll charge her for that time?!).

 

I just saw another guy from high school walking down the street at lunch today. That's the third person so far, but this guy blatantly averted his gaze from me. Geeze, you'd think people wouldn't be afraid to see former classmates especially me the quiet kid.

 

Every kilometer I drive the car I recently bought I love it more and more :love:

 

Throat feels a bit better today, still sore but without the 'sharpness' it previously had. Hope to kick this thing's ass well before my LGBT* group tomorrow evening [otherwise I'll have to suppress the urge to hack my uvula out.]

 

Certain people are not worth the time of day ! :tantrum:

 

So... Oreo has a new version of their jingle. The lyrics are now about a whiny girl and this guy she likes in a relationship. :dry:

Just had to ruin it didn't ya? :eusa_eh:

 

I've just been for a walk for a couple of hours in Spain and didn't take enough water, so I am now exhausted.

I'm also fluctuating between good and bad mood, but the thought of seeing some of my friends when I get home is pulling me through.

 

Just want to go back to bed. Better than dealing with my tits and mother.

 

Mom, I'm going to college. Full time. I'm not homeschooling your kids for you. Jesus.

 

Dear Summer season, you are one of my least favorite times of year. You are hot, humid, and there is pollen everywhere. I dislike having allergies every day, and today, OF ALL DAYS, I have no allergy pills. My eyes sting so bad, and my throat itches. Ugh.

Sincerely, Josh.

 

QFT.

Driving up to Toronto in an hour. With all the flooding and now supposed severe storm warning, I feel like I need to pack some real "Day After Tomorrow" calibre emergency equipment to bring with me just to go to a dinner...

 

This heat is ridiculous.

Fall needs to get here.

 

Starting to think I have some strange subset of SAD for Summer.....

 

I normally like summer better than spring (although "summer is the lesser of two evils" would be a more accurate statement), but this year? Hell-to-the-no. We've been under a flash flood warning for TWO WEEKS (going on our THIRD) because of all this torrential rain we've been getting, which, in turn, brings an insane amount of humidity and washes up all those insects from the woods up into civilization. I fucking saw a cicada (a CICADA) outside ON THE PAVEMENT MAKING SCARY BUZZING NOISES while I was taking out the trash today. Like UGH, mother nature, can you, like....NOT?!

In other news, I wonder why the guy on the computer in front of me is looking at videos of stoned individuals faltering about....

 

Wow, is it me or is it Hot all over the World