What Are You Thinking?

The charity purse bingo event my sister's fiance's mom threw last night was funner than I thought it would be. About 300 people came. Sure, I was the only boy there but they just happened to be selling bottles of my favorite moscato at a discount. I was so drunk I had to cover one eye to mark my bingo squares, and it only got worse from there. The sad thing is that the most consecutive hours of peaceful sleep I've gotten all week happened in the parking lot after I passed out in my sister's backseat.

Oh, and her fiance's friend from the biker bar last weekend was our waiter. "Complimentary tequila jello shots? They're all for me?!" He just wanted me to make some bad decisions. ^_^

 

Just made some new friends at the park today during a picnic. I'm in a good mood.

 

"I really like you, but I don't really know what I am. You're probably gayer than I."

Oh, well, at least he wants to see me again. Okay so I'm really bad with people I haven't known for at least a while so considering my awkwardness I'd count this as a success! Maybe next time a (*hug*) or more :---)

 

Im thinking why do i ruin my relationships with people. Im beyond socially inept.

 

I totally forgot to mention this because of that woman on Thursday, but it's really big news and I'm really excited. On Thursday the offenders were complaining about how bored they were when we were at a halfway house. On our way to Chipoltle I said to my mentor that I felt like the offenders needed a goal above and beyond recovery and sobriety because, in my opinion, it has to suck to do nothing except sit around discussing how much of an addict you are all the time.

So he asked me what I would suggest and I said, "I don't know, maybe we could get them into a race or something?" I was just brainstorming. But my mentor said it was a really good idea. The offenders were denied passes to the YMCA, so this way they can still get out and work towards something. We can offer them day passes for whoever does the most miles or the fastest times and stuff like that, and running boosts your confidence, reduces stress, etc. etc. So now I'm trying to find local races that they can compete in with us.

So I'm sort of leaving my mark on the program in a really positive way and I love it. They get healthy and the running can be construed as a punishment if you so desire, because they are criminals, after all. The offenders are probably going to be really pissed at first, but they'll come around. I just can't believe any of this is happening for me. ^_^

 

What else could fucking go wrong today? My mother and my sister exited the door because she was going out, then she opened it back up and yelled that my cousin asked if he could spend the night. I feel terrible, mind you. She told that he could. I got so mad, I punched my wall, dented it and busted up my knuckles. I have a fucking migraine or something similar, and she invites two preachers over to tell me how I'm basically worthless unless I'm going to church and preaching, and now she tells my idiot cousin whose sole purpose in life seems to make mine even more of a hell than it already is and torment me. I'm fucking sick, physically, mentally and emotionally. Why in the hell would she put me through this?

Today is just one fucking awesome day, a perfect way to end this fucking awesome month I've been having.

 

Replacing things with more expensive versions of the same thing. Fun.

 

Homophobic cousin is about to find my fist in his face. I hate I can't use ec like I want

 

Wow.. this weekend has been really boring so far.

Also... I hate friend drama. It's really annoying.

 

Goodbye Adele. We'll always remember you<3

 

Oh the site looks fun.

 

Bro, it's not "AFD" in the U.S. yet

 

Ha, so the pranks begin early? Oh wait, that's right. Australia is over 12 hours ahead of us.

 

Haha good one, I'm amused!

 

GAH! Color overload lol

And how dare you take away our capitalizing abilities

 

It keeps getting better every time i refresh

 

I'm really glad I didn't discover this site on this day last year. I doubt I would have stayed for more than five seconds.

In fact, I'm going to bow out for the next day or so I think. I really hope someone who needs support doesn't feel turned off by all this.

 

I am so confused and I can't see anything on here very well. I have no idea what's going on and I don't know how to find anything. Hmmm I liked it better before.

 

You know, I do love this forum already and I've only been a member for less than a day! I know a few lovely fairies and their favourite colour is purple so I'll be sure to tell them to come have a look when they're next around because I'm sure they'll love it!