True or False

No

TNP loves shoulders

 

Eh.



TNP has been lazy today

 

Very true. I've been on EC instead of doing homework.

TNP has a beach house

 

FAH!!! I WISH!!!!




TNP wants popcorn

 

Only if it's caramel popcorn.

TNP is a leader in some capacity.

 

True. I am a leader in angst, irreverence and irony, and indeed a true and ultimate representative of Generation X.

TNP, if attacked on the street, would resort to any fighting tactic: biting, pulling hair, kicking in the groin, &c.

 

Another thing that's so true it will likely get me killed one day. It's very, very hard to push me to a violent extreme, but if you get me there you betta make sure there's people around to [physically] hold me back, because I can be... Vicious.

TNP quotes movies, books and/or tv shows in regular conversation without making it clear, hoping people won't notice.

 

Actually, I do that quite a lot, but nobody "gets" my innuendo's because I quote from movies and TV shows I grew up on (in the 60's and 70's)........and unless they happen to be near my age.........they don't grasp what was said.




TNP is happy

 

Sometimes, though I do often attribute the quotes, the more serious the conversation is.

@Sparkles: Pretty happy, right now...but it's sorta like a roller-coaster.

TNP thinks men's fashion is generally too limited/boring.

 

WHO is this "Sparkles" you speak of???

Yes men's fashions are boring as hell. I wanna wear a ballgown to work sometimes.




TNP is TNP

 

(Oh, I forgot!)

And yes, true.

TNP intends to invent a mixed drink called 'the catatonic cat'.

 

I have developed my own drink, but it has two versions...
The Nasty
The Really Nasty

There is a drink called the Hairball....LOL

Ingredients :
- 1/3 glass apple cider
- 1/3 glass beer (lager)
- 1 oz whisky (whiskey,bourbon...)

Fill 1/3 of a collins glass with cider, then float the guinness on top, to bring the volume to 2/3 full. Pour bushmill's irish whiskey in a separate shot glass. Drop the shot glass into the collins glass and slam it!




TNP lives in a bad party of the city/town

 

False

TNP has a piercing.

 

False
TNP has a dog.

 

False (( Me wants doggy.....

TNP listens to the radio everyday

 

Well, I listen to music everyday...not specifically the radio.



TNP has an itch they cant reach

 

False, my arms are long enough to reach any, and I mean any area of my body

Tnp was the person above.

 

False I'm not, it's just me

TNP cries regularly

 

False
TNP has farted within the last hour.

 

I dunno.......I really don't keep track of that sort of thing.
I know I say I'm bored, but I'm not THAT bored!!!



TNP wears a suit to work/school