The ^ < v Game

^ has a bday one day after new years (a far better reason to celebrate than new years)
< wishes you a belated
v hunts for wild boars

 

^ is freaking awesome, (thanks)
< does not hunt for wild boars
v wears make-up

 

^ is even awesomer (is that word!?)
< has worn makeup once for halloween (i dressed up as my grandmother...and yes, i looked fabulous lol)
v has played leap frog

 

^ made up a new word
< was always to fat to leap, so i was the all time frog
v can cook

 

^ being too hard on himself, again
< can cook a mean sweet-n-sour chicken stir fry
v can yodel

 

^ is lucky that he gets to stay at home today
< can only yodel in the bedroom
v likes to go to the movies

 

^ is rite, i enjoy the movies but hasnt gone in forever
< LMAO, wonders what would make you yodel in the bedroom
v smokes

 

^ would make me yodel in the bedroom (and shower)
< quit smoking, and is now wondering if you do
v prefers boxers over briefs

 

^ will be pleased to know I don't smoke
< am pleased to know you don't and prefers boxer-briefs (coz they showcase the goods AND they're comfy)
v boxers or brief?

 

^ wears boxer-briefs, as do I
< is picturing him in his boxer-briefs (and w/o them)
v is now picturing me in them

 

^ looks awesomer than me in boxer-briefs
< thinking you'll look better without them
v has yelled at a stranger for no reason

 

^ has vulgar thoughts, that are highly appreciated
< has yelled at random people just for the hell of it
v like to watch talk shows on tv

 

^ shares a common trait (i once yelled "Move it granny!" at some 30 yr old who was blocking a doorway and she glared...so I replied with a "Ya, I called you granny"; I was in a bad mood)
< likes to watch Ellen
v likes to take long naps

 

^ is mean when he is in a bad mood
< likes to take long naps, but would like them more if they were with you
v prefers crushed ice over cubed ice?

 

^ is wrong, likes my ice whole (u can suck em that way )
< would love to take naps with you
v loves to cuddle

 

^ sucks ice cubes..(and other unknown objects)
< likes to cuddle, only with the right person
v can hold your breath for longer than a minute

 

^ may be one of those 'other unknown objects'
< probably cant hold breath longer than a minute (has asthma, )
v plays videogames

 

^ makes me laugh at dirty jokes
< sucks at video games, but always tries
v has won some type of contest

 

^ laughs at my jokes when no one else will (*hug*)
< placed 7th place in a city wide highschool german contest (out of 50+ students)
v got scholarships for college

 

^ came in 7th out of a lot of people :eusa_clap :eusa_danc
< got the HOPE scholarship
v is done with college?