The Sparkleite Army....Resistance is Futile.....Viva La Kitty!!!

Ha! But you'll have to catch me first, and I just bought a titanium jock-strap!

Us dogs will spell your defeat...

We will simply flush away this feline menace!



Also, I plan to sell a fun new food product: Cat in a Jar

 

So uh, is this like a kitty clique? I wish to join! I bring refreshments and medical aid to the battlefield!

 

Cats don't need to take over the world... Everything belongs to them anyways.

 

Here is some cat treats from the chocolate society

 

true.
still the resistance will keep fighting!!!

 

Yes feed the cats chocolate treats they love chocolate I will bring some alcohol for them to drink they are not deadly to cats at all. MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

It's good to see so many dogs united against the tyranny of the Evil Sparkles, but I would like to take this time to reach out to my feline brothers and sisters, and build bridges to them all.

We welcome cats, too, in the fight against Sparkles. Beware of the many false Sparkles promises. I have seen his plans, and they are to enslave ALL, and make then serve and worship him, dogs and cats alike.



Cats, Dogs---Indeed, all animals of the EC community...I call upon all of you in this time of need and urgency to rise up, and stop this oppressive regime. He'll have you grooming him, clipping his nails, preparing him exotic pates, licking his feet, and other areas, bossing you around relentlessly, and for no wages. And those that disobey? I have seen their fate, and it is not pretty.

The case is clear:

We must capture and stop Mr. Sparkles.

Together, we can stand as one army, and topple this power-crazed cat, and have a true democracy, with rights for all!

 

AWOOOOOO! AWOOOOOO!

<insert dramatic music here> Dont be afraid my brothers and sisters! Let's fight to free the animals and humans from the deadly clutch of the Tyrant Dictator Cat! Everyone who opposes the Sparkleite Army, UNITE!!!

 

yes we've got golgari on our side!victory is ours!!!

 

While you all destroy yourselves...



... I'll just wait, off to the side, to pick up the pieces.​

 

@Kaier: You must mean pick up the few pieces of fur that used to be (poor) Mr. Sparkles, while we form a powerful coalition government, in which we guard against megalomaniacs, and strive for equal justice!

Now, let us turn to the first problem at hand...

Finding and capturing that Sparkle-Cat! Careful, those sparkles are only to hypnotize you, then he'll make you do all sorts of things...things I'm not even allowed to say here!

 

Cats of the Sparkle army, these dogs need justice brought upon them. We must enslave the rebels and make an example of them by burning their cities to the ground. We will scorch the earth, so that those dogs suffer while our great leader will bring us victory over the fools. To war my feline warriors, ride your tigers and lions to kill those dogs. To Waaaaaaaaar. (the cat army marches)

 

think about the unbelievable hot halfnaked werewolfs.Do you really want to do this?

 

O MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :roflmao: :laugh:!!! I bet they wont even touch our gates guarded by those half naked werewolves! HAHAHAHA!

 

Look at my pet kitty and dogs fighting stop it or I will have to get ya fixed, and no treats until you behave.

 

I don't want to fight no more I shall join you dogs mwahaha. Mister Sparkles don't expect that. Come join me army and fight for freeedom and hot halfnaked werewolves who'll be so into me cause I got a furry bottom.