The Never-Ending Story

hands on virgin........

 

car pistons. The Never ending pounding of car pistons that...

(Thinks this story is starting to not make sense)

 

Underwear and run round only in a hat and very unflattering sock with sandles.

*turns to phil and fixes his noisy car with an evil stare and asks if he is going to share any of that rolo icecream*

 

Pirateninja covers her eyes at the sight of Ty running around with nothing but hat and shoes on, when suddenly, Phil, aided by JSG...

 

Tackle Ty to the ground and dress him in EC clothing... including of course the thong. Pirateninja may now open her eyes.

 

Pirateninja opens her eyes in relief, however as her eyes were closed, unbeknownst to her, her stash of wine got stolen. Tarnation! Now she has to go on a quest to retreive it!

 

Phil, JSG and a now fully clothed Ty set out to help Pirateninja on her holy grail to find her wine. Is there anyone out there who saw where the thief went?.... Is there anyone there?.... Heeellooooo, anyone?

 

In a great attempt to get it back, Pirateninja tries to remember how "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" went. In plenty of scenes that probably should be described in even more detail and made into a blockbuster movie, the wine is retreived and Pirateninja shares it with everyone, resulting in...

 

Mass giggling and dancing throughout the EC community and eventually massive hangovers for all involved.
*looks a pirateninja, aren't you supposed to be on your honeymoon?*

 

It was a most important emergency to get her wine back(hic) ...besides she also had a secret meeting with...

 

Lala and Po from the teletubbies who are outraged with naked people running over the set and general drunkeness... What is the world coming to?

 

Meanwhile Tinky-Winky and Dipsy are in court suing Bill Gates because of copyright infringement, due to him having included unlicensed Teletubbies stuff in a well-known product by his company...

 

called Eatyourheroes, which makes themed foods in the shape of fictional characters. Bill Gates eventually got off scot-free because the teletubbies foods that were in question were actually...

 

Pokemon in teletubie disguises so that Ash couldnt catch em' all,but also the pokemon were

 

drenched in chocolate syrup and on their way to a wedding in the beautiful town of...

 

Cooma NSW Where the men are men and the kangaroos are......

 

a heavy drinker and so the moon and him switch shifts all the time. Also, the moon happens to like...

 

going out at night, but her parents often threaten with grounding her because she always comes home smelling of alcohol, tobacco and a weird, fleshy, sweaty smell...