The individual who makes the final post will be declared as the victor.

Oh now we in competition, I'm the real baddest bitch around here, I turned this thread into complete madness which helps us descend into the hell that this thread has become.

 

I win...

 

hi...

 

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

 

You may be the reason this particular thread has descended into madness, however you must admit.......We're all mad here.

 

100 points to you for using a Disney reference (not that we're really keeping score, but still).

 

Disney reference? This one is better:

"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me."

"So here he lies at the last. The deathbed convert. The pious debauchee. Could not dance a half measure, could I? Give me wine, I drain the dregs and toss the empty bottle at the world. Show me our Lord Jesus in agony and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms. There I go, shuffling from the world. My dribble fresh upon the bible. I look upon a pinhead and I see angels dancing. Well? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me... now?"

 

Where is that quote/reference from?

 

Clearly someone is a Johnny Depp fan.

 

I worship Johnny Depp.

@BothWaysSecret It's from the movie The Libertine. It's a Johnny Depp movie, and my personal favorite movie of all time.

 

Ah okay. I've never seen that, let alone heard of it. Thanks for the info!

 

Uhhh can someone get me a coffee pls

 

Coffee sounds good...black coffee, like the depths of my soul.

 

Your soul is made up of black coffee???

 

I am made up of 85% black coffee haha. Coffee is my lifeblood lol.

 

Absolutely - had two large cups already - however I like milk in sugar in mine.

 

I put milk in my coffee sometimes also
Usually I need my coffee to kick me in the face in the mornings so I'm wide awake for work haha, so that's why I like it black sometimes too.

 

Hello coffee beings, I drink tea instead of coffee, tea is the true drink of darkness, it looks innocent but deep below the surface it puts you to sleep and if you drink enough of it, you will become like sleeping beauty only being able to awoken by a being who slays the Dragon that injects it's fire into every single drink of tea.

 

I can't stand black coffee. My sugar-addicted brain demands at least four creamers with every cup; preferably french vanilla. Then again my morning caffeine fix is usually a coca-cola.

 

I will slay this dragon you speak of. Because I am made of mostly coffee, I have enough energy and vigor to survive the toughest of dragon battles. I am the dragon whisperer; I will make this dragon my animal guide, if I decide not to slay him. I shall name him Xiryn the powerful.