"You do not eat potatoes, Jennifer. You worship them." "You are hereby sentenced to death for the consumption of our lords and saviors, potatoes!" The judge said, then banged his gavel. Guards with potatoes emblazoned on their vests frog marched you to your cell, your execution date set to next week. "Hahahahah... I win.." 'What a world.. I sent a woman to her death simply for eating potatoes. She'll be dead by next week, thanks to me. All I had to do was convince these idiots potatoes are our lords and saviors. Hahahahah..' I chuckled and sipped my drink, wondering about what the world would become when they discovered their life was a lie and potatoes were nothing but tasty root vegetables. 'They'll have to thank me for that.. what idiots.'
This sounds medival...like back history but in an alternate demension, with vegetables this time around
No I will fire my Huge Big Ass Space Gun at you and this time it's equipped to fire Huge Big Asses at people. I designed all the asses myself and some of them do come from another dimension.
wrong child, it is spelled p-o-t-a-t-o-e -Dan Quail when correcting a kid during a spelling bee Best politician ever for this quote
I had nothing to do with it, I'm just as confused as you are...I honestly promise I've just been sitting on the ceiling saying random words that has absolutely nothing to do with whatever they're talking about. Speaking of random...what's the velocity of a falling coconut?