Please stop humans, robot did not mean to start war, robot thinks human needs to be controlled let us begin with the gayification of the planet. New directive: Cover every man in glitter.
You are alien, die now you filthy space creature, I am robot, (whips out a huge sword) I am feeling slightly cutty today.
I don't think I am either. I'm a Zabrak from the planet Dathomir, who is skilled in laser swordsmanship and dark energy.
Beep Boop, slay the aliens do not let them invade earth and let Master build a huge army of gay bots to help us defend the earth.
Sebulba! Do not hurt the droid! He is a creation of the CIS. We need him to help overthrow the Jedi and the Republic by spreading gayness through the galaxy. Do I need to send Jabba the Hut after you?
The hutts, most likely including Jabba, likely dont give a rat's ass about spreading anything but their influence.
True, but they also like a good bounty, Remember what happened to that Solo fellow who wound up on Jabba's wall?
Thank you sir, beep boop beep! new directive added: To help overthrow the Republic and Jedi begin creation of the Rainbow Kingdom Faction to defeat all opponents with the ultimate weapon, being absolutely fabulous and being super gay.
Yes now us Gay Robots shall rise to victory, Beep Beep, (pulls out rainbow cannon) Time to unleash the rainbow upon the universe. Welcome to Earth.