The individual who makes the final post will be declared as the victor.

Oh no no no you're not winning Justinian xd

 

Blah blah blah. Big deal.

 

If you say so

 

Garbage!

 

Oh my god, its a new day. Because I be like ultra mega gay.

 

Speaking of being ultra mega gay, I heard the best nursery rhyme today (you have to sing it to the tune of the Barney dinosaur song):

"I love you, you love me;
homosexuality.
People think that we're just friends,
But we're really lesbians."

But some people change the second line so it's like this:

"I love you, you love me.
We're not what we seem to be.
People think that we're just friends,
But we're really lesbians."

Haha, I love it

 

(Here comes the Ultimate Queen). Me I am, the best queen in the whole world, I show all the gay boys how to werk those butts. I am the Queen of the universe and ain't nobody going to stop me.

 

Sorry, Iracebeth, but we will see who is winning when i'm walking in your castle, sitting on your throne, eating all your tarts.

 

Oh no it's Selbulba that alien thing from the phantom menace, HALP.

Not I just be kidding. I will always achieve my victory cause I'm the most gay you can be. I ride nude on a unicorn, I fart rainbows and vomit glitter, when I speak a little fairy casts an anti vagina spell on boys and anti Dick spell on women.

 

Oooooo I quiver with fear! *Evil Grin*

 

Super-gays and aliens, and I'm just a guy. I'm very unprepared for this battle..

 

Join me, and i shall teach you the ways of war.

 

I am ready, master.
*Bows*

 

Yes, yes, excellent. But first, you need to be tested for resistance, resilience, and flexible strength! i need starting numbers.

 

4
4
1

 

I assume you're saying this on a 1 to 10 scale?

 

Indeed

 

I can use you better I can make you into a leader, quick roll your charisma stat.

 

Get your own recruits.

 

No, I'll take yours, you'll never win. I am a magical bard playing you some music.