Lie down completely. Then roll until you reach your destination. You woke up, its already year 2978. You got out of your house, everything is different.
Hope that they're truffles so that I can sell them and becoming a millionaire. You wake up and your dog is sitting on your face.
Move the dog and scrub my face until my skin peels off. You walk outside your house, step on the porch and scotty beams you into the Enterprise.
Hell Yeah! Dis always been my dream! WOOT WOOT! (But seriously.... I would be like... "Cool.") Your husband/wife cheated on you.
I would go into depression and tell myself I deserved it, and go hang myself... You wake up one morning and you grow 4 inches shorter...
:: facepalm :: Now I won't be able to reach anything. You are pulled down the drain in the bathtub and exit through a waterfall into an unknown land. Hobbit-like creatures surround you and begin to worship you as a God.
My crush is my bf, but... I would kill them both. Or us both. You are about to get blown to bits in 10 seconds.
I would still love him, and I'll love him enough to make sure he's happy, no matter how hurtful it can be to me, because a life where he suffers is not one worth living or seeing. You car gets totaled by a cow.
I eat the cow for dinner. And for my own, I would say I love you Gr-(boom) God exists and he is evil.
Think to myself, "Well, that explains a lot...." You get home, and your house is burning to the ground.
Let me fetch some rope...I kid, I kid. I'd probably just send it in for a repair. Your genitals implode.
Pull out a Gatling gun and shoot him into Swiss cheese Then buy some more Your hero is tried for murder
Take the blame. You wake up to find that so far your life has been a dream and you are just yourself as a five year old.
Huh, depending on my circumstances, I think I'd actually be happy to have gained back those extra years, provided I had a nice family. You wake up and discover you're wearing a Spiderman costume, and you can't find any way to take it off.
