The How Would You React Game

Would I BE a different person each day if I retained my memories, or would I merely exist within another form!? See, my philosophy degree is going well!

HWYR if your butt grew in size every time you got a crush on someone

 

I'd find some way to make myself uninterested in sex anymore.

How would you react if you were on my college campus and you took our ride service and ended up getting in my car?

 

I'm sure we'd have a great time

HWYR if you sustained a permanent erection

 

(fap fap fap fap fap)

HWYR if you could never get another erection ever again?

 

I'd weep tears of joy over the fact that I've magically grown a penis AND can get an erection.

You're the last person on Earth, alone in a room. There's a knock at the door.

 

Nope, I've read that story. It turns out that on the otherside is a woman who has replaced all emotions with food and has become obsessed with herself. She will want to make you her love slave who must feed her constantly. Oh, Ray Bradbury how I miss thee.

HWYR if you learnedly you were chained to Plato's Wall (look it up) .

 

Probably go insane.

HWYR if you found out you could control the weather?

 

I probably wouldn't use my powers. HWYR if you fell in love with a straight chick?

 

Been there done that. I'd really hope she's just "straight" (aka in the closet or experimental). If not, I'd keep my distance.

If you were a teacher and fell in love with a student?

 

I wouldn't reveal my feelings since it's unprofessial, but maybe when they graduate and we're still talking, I would.
HWYR if you woke up and you were the opposite sex?

 

First I'd be pissed, but then again, as far as I know, all the really really cute guys at work are straight

HWYR if you were transported back to 1984?

 

I'd only wear neon orange jumpsuits XD
HWYR if your dad came out as gay?

 

I would probably hug him, then interrogate him, and then try and figuring out how he is going to tell mom.

HWYR if you were in NYC and a well dressed man ran into you and told you to 'watch out next time' in a rude manner then kept walking, but as you watch him go, you see a wallet on the ground that was dropped by the gentlemen?

 

I'd return the wallet to him, otherwise I feel guily and on edge for a while despite how much money was in there

HWYR if you woke up in bed next to someone of the opposite sexual attraction you?(/Someone your not attracted too at all if Bi)

 

get out of there as fast as i could have several hot showers and then drink (heavily) possibly causing this to happen again

hwyr if you bumped into your celebrity crush in your local bar?

 

I would probably act so nonchalant that my celeb crush would think that I didn't like them much. Then when they leave, I would slap myself and wish that I acted differently because I just lost a possible love of my life :.(

HWYR if Ellen Degeneres showed up at your house?

 

I'd hug her and smell her hair.... cause I'm creepy.
HWYR if gay marriage was legal worldwide?

 

I'd shrug and be happy for my LGBT brothers and sisters, since I don't plan on marrying, period.

HWYR if you woke up in a world where you were the only person left living?

 

SWEET RAVE PARTY!

HWYR if you found a 1000 dollars lying around?

 

*curls into ball and cries bc I can't use dollars*

HWYR if you met your celebrity crush in a bathroom?