Well it most definately anyone who doesn't know the past tense of the verb "to say" which is "said" not "sayed." That's not bad spelling. That is just grammar of a 5 year old. Anyways..:/ "Haven't you heard the saying 'Get the hell away from me'?" - Daria :3
'I've been brought up never to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do most of the speaking for themselves.'
From Sapphire and Steel (too stupid to figure out spoiler tags so I'm just putting them in tiny font) Felix: Who do you suppose could've killed Tony Purnell? Howard: If anybody did... Arthur: What are you talking about, Howard? We all saw the body... Howard: Yes, but can you see it now? Felicity: That's right dear, you stand up for yourself! Felix: Until they put a rope round your neck and you can't anymore... Emma: Now then Felix, there's no time for any more games! Not even Hangman before dinner! Arthur: Oh do keep quiet you silly old sausage. Felicity: Don't be rude, Arthur! Not even to Emma! Emma: Do you think he's drunk, Arthur? A bit squiffy? Felix: On the contrary, I'm afraid he's a bit dead! Greville: That was a gunshot Sir! Arthur: Yes it was! Miles: From inside...the dining room. Emma: Don't be silly, nobody takes guns into dining rooms! Felicity: Emma, stop your prattling! Will edit spoiler tags in when someone tells me how to And like, all of this! [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K54-kgkPyek[/YOUTUBE]
"We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends." P.D. James
One of my favourite lines is from the President in Dr. Strangelove. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." In fact, every line from Peter Sellers is pure gold.
Torchwood Captain John Hart - 'What, five minutes to live and you want me to behave?!' Torchwood Owen Harpers mother - 'I love you because you're my son, but that doesn't mean I have to like you.' Torchwood Ianto and his sister Rihanna R: susan, round the corner, was in town, and it was her anniversary, so they went to that nice restaurant, and there was you...! I: so...? R: There was you. Having dinner. With a man? I: so? R: having dinner with a man. In a restaurant? I: So? You have dinner with Tina. R: Not in town. Susan said he was gorgeous. Like a filmstar I: He's my boss R: Well, she said it was intimate. I said: 'well, he's had girlfriends' and she said: 'well no girl was getting her feet round that table, no chance'. What's going on, have you gone bender? I: ... R: You never tell me anything these days. Have I done something wrong? I: it's not that. it's my job. R: ... I: *sighs* He... is very handsome R: now we're getting somewhere!
Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!" - Alucard is creepy...
Magician: "Take a card, any card." Audience member: *rifles through magician's pockets* Magician: "That's my credit card..." Audience member (walking away): "Abracadabra." ^ Cyanide and Happiness
Snatch: [Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van] Tyrone: I didn't see it there. Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of f**king peanuts, is it? Tyrone: It was a funny angle. [All three turn and look back at the truck] Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
Mame - "Vera, I've been meaning to tell you for years. You should keep your hair natural like mine." Vera - "If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald." _______________________________________________ Vera - "How old would you say I am?" Mame - "Oh I'd say, some place between forty and death." (above from Mame) __________________________________________________________ "My, my, the bulimia has certainly paid off." -Brenda First Wives Club __________________________________________________________ "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." -Hannibal Lecter Silence of the Lambs __________________________________________________________ "No wire hangers, *flip shit* EVER." -Joan Crawford (by Faye Dunaway) Mommie Dearest __________________________________________________________ "You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open." -from Animal Cracker __________________________________________________________ Celsius: "Chewing gum helps me think" Albert: "Sweetie, you're wasting your gum!" Albert: "You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!" Armand: "So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it." Agador: "When you gonna let me audition for you again?" Armand: "When you have talent." Albert: [discussing abortion] "Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill the mother, the fetus dies, too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?" The Birdcage
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably." – Judge Aaron Satie (Stark Trek: TNG) ---------- Post added 20th Jan 2011 at 10:00 AM ---------- Nightcrawler: Why not use your power to stay hidden all the time? Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to X-Men 2: X-Men united
You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth Until you learn to lie You can't breathe until you choke You gotta laugh when you're the joke SIX A.M. song: Life is Beautiful
