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The Absurd Excuses Game

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Ben, Sep 13, 2008.

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  1. Stripe101

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    I would but my dog totally just got back from Iraq sooo...

    Could you open this pickle jar for me?
     
    #621 Stripe101, Apr 6, 2015
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    Sorry, I'm not able too, the aliens have me strapped down to an examining table right now.




    Can you tell me when its dinner time?
     
    #622 MisterTinkles, Apr 6, 2015
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    I would but then I'd have to share some with you...

    Hey could you please help me move this weekend?
     
    #623 Sweetberry, Apr 6, 2015
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    I can't because I only help people move on Tuesdays and Thursdays between 4-7 PM

    Can I borrow $5?
     
    #624 Psaurus918, Apr 6, 2015
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    I would, but I don't know where you live... so.

    Wheel me around everywhere I need to go for a day.
     
    #625 GreenMan, Apr 6, 2015
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    I'm sorry but you're a square, you don't roll.

    can you push play on the remote?
     
    #626 SocceRoo, Apr 7, 2015
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    Using my fingers will make giraffes act like fish, so nah

    Can you get my phone?
     
    #627 luminescence, Apr 7, 2015
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    whilst juggling a polka dot elephant on the tip of my tongue...nope sorry

    Can you make me some spaghetti?
     
    #628 Decandyman, Apr 7, 2015
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    Sorry i have to use the pot to stop aliens from reading my mind.

    I want to read,stop bothering me.
     
    #629 randomly me, Apr 7, 2015
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    I've already got you partially dissected, I'm not going to stop now!!!!





    I want a big, nice house of my very own!!
     
    #630 MisterTinkles, Apr 7, 2015
  11. Decandyman

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    Im sorry, we only have tiny shithole houses currently available.

    Give me a high five!
     
    #631 Decandyman, Apr 7, 2015
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    Sorry, my fives are low.

    Give me cake.
     
    #632 luminescence, Apr 7, 2015
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    Sorry but im stashing all my cakes away incase armageddon is close

    Send me a free vacation please.
     
    #633 Decandyman, Apr 7, 2015
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    I can't send vacations right now, the apocalypse preventers deem it dangerous.

    Fly me to the moon
     
    #634 luminescence, Apr 7, 2015
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    The moon is a fragment of your imagination, it is only a tiny speck of nothingness

    Send me soaring through space.
     
    #635 Decandyman, Apr 7, 2015
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    Space can be anything, and can be nothing at all.

    Shut up and dance with me.
     
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    I can't shut up cuz I wasn't talking!

    Lets go buy some katanas and play real life fruit ninja
     
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    Sorry, but a sinkhole opened up right under the store and now it's gone.





    Turn on the lights, I can't see your ugly face.
     
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    I can't! The power's out, and besides, you're looking in the mirror!

    Give me a pedicure, and be gentle!
     
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  20. randomly me

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    I'm sorry but i have claws instead of hands.I doubt you would like that.

    Why aren't you listening?
     
    #640 randomly me, Apr 8, 2015
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