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The Absurd Excuses Game

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Ben, Sep 13, 2008.

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  1. Maddy

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    Sorry, I don't want boy germs.

    Can someone make me get off the computer and go to bed?
     
    #21 Maddy, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, I'm busy talking to David Beckham.

    I want a massage, please :slight_smile:
     
    #22 Ben, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, but I have to walk on my hands for a mile.

    Could someone write my speech for me?
     
    #23 Trumpetplyer23, Sep 13, 2008
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    I can't... I have an ingrown hair

    Buy me this watch please.
     
    #24 BeautifulStranger, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry. They do not sell watches or any timepieces of any type in my town.

    Can someone clean my condo?
     
    #25 EM68, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry. I'm allergic to messy condos.

    Can someone bake cookies?
     
    #26 Loveless, Sep 13, 2008
  7. Ben

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    No, I have cookiephobia.

    Can somebody please make me a cup of tea?
     
    #27 Ben, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, due to a recent infestation of gypsies in my home last week, i can no longer go near tea leaves without having some kind of break down.

    Can someone read me a bedtime story? xD
     
    #28 Malchik89, Sep 13, 2008
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    I'm sorry, I'm illiterate.

    Can someone please explain to me how to wash a car?
     
    #29 Hoppip, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, I'm too busy putting a saddle on my elephant so i can ride it to Dubai.

    Can you find a good song for me to listen to?
     
    #30 jazzrawr, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry I can't. I'm deaf.

    Can someone take my big Neapolitan Mastiff for a walk?
     
    #31 Daniel, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, I'm technically nearly legally a midget.

    Hey, throw me that box of cheezits!
     
    #32 Isabelina, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, I can't. Both my hands are occupied with hitting homophobes over the head with baseball bats.

    Can you find me a piece of paper? I need to write an essay.
     
    #33 jazzrawr, Sep 13, 2008
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    i'm sorry. all the trees have been used up.

    can someone bake me a cake?
     
    #34 biisme, Sep 13, 2008
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    No. Sorry. My hands have gone missing.

    Mind telling me a bedtime story?
     
    #35 Isabelina, Sep 13, 2008
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    i'm sorry. someone has cut off my head and i can't speak.

    can someone pass me the tape for my head?
     
    #36 biisme, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry. I'm allergic for the glue on the tape.

    Can someone make my bed?
     
    #37 Isabelina, Sep 13, 2008
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    i'm sorry. i'm taking a nap in it right now.

    can someone fix my tv?
     
    #38 biisme, Sep 13, 2008
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    Sorry, I gutted it and am using it for my bookcase.

    Can someone please make me a cup of coffee?
     
    #39 Daniel, Sep 13, 2008
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    sorry, I'm using the caffeine content as batteries for my iPod

    can someone tell me the meaning of life?
     
    #40 silentsound, Sep 13, 2008
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