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South Parkateers!

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by pirateninja, Jan 9, 2008.

  1. pirateninja

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    :roflmao: I'd almost forgotten about that scene.

    Mr. G: Okay Children lets start the day with some simple math problems, what is five times two? Come on children don't be shy, give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?

    Clyde: Twelve?

    Mr. G: Okay now lets get the answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
     
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    "You wanna get high?"
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    BEST SP Character EVER!
     
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    "You're the worst character ever, Towelie."

    "I know."
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    "Everyone knows it silicorn!"
     
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    *on an advert for sun lotion* "Remember! If it's not palmoral, you're gonna get cancer!"
     
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    " ... I don't want to shoot the bunny." -- Stan
    "No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger." -- Jimbo
    "Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything." -- Cartman
     
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    "Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy
    "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
     
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    "Think of the POWAH!"
     
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    Mr. Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
    [Cartman raises his hand]
    Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
    Eric Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
     
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    "You rack a disiprine!"
     
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    "Welcome to the shity wok may i tak your order pweash
     
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    "I not a sterotype, 'kay? I eata rice and drive reary slow rike a rest a you!"
     
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    "God damn mongolians! Stop trying to break my shity wall!"
     
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    Aw my God it smells like ass out here. I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass.
     
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    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=xGq8bOdXgSw[/YOUTUBE]


    :slight_smile:
     
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    Mom kitty's being a dildo!
    Well then I know a certain kitty kitty that is sleeping with mommy tonight.
     
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    :roflmao:

    "They took our..." "sweet and sour pork!"

    Oh and of course:

    "This is gay."
    "This is really gay."
    "This is even gayer than all the men getting in a pile and having sex with each other."

    I don't normally like people saying "That's so gay" but that ending always makes me laugh.
     
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxs8JuEs4Co[/YOUTUBE]

    Anybody remember this?

    "COME OWN AN' TOUCH MA BODY! YEAH, MAH HOT BODY!"

    I can't watch this scene without rolling around on the floor laughing.
     
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    Chef's Father: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
    Chef's Mother: Tree-fitty!
    Chef's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!