But then they realize toy got an F in 2nd grade gym class and they, instead, sentence you to a life time imprisonment on monster island. You're relaxing in a hot bath listening in your favorite music.
All of a sudden, a huge-ass spider falls out of the spigot and lands on your stomach. You're lying on the couch wrapped in a blanket and your lover with a warm fire crackling behind you. ---------- Niiiiice =D
...when a stray ember catches the blanket on fire. You quickly put it out, get a new blanket, and start snuggling again. The smoke alarm finally goes off! You come home, nothing to do. No plans...no engagements...nothing! Your significant other is in the same predicament.
Lets watch re-runs of Drawn Together It is a hot summer night and your significant other is lying in bed with almost nothing on and a jar of body chocolate on the night stand.
The chocolate has been heated too hot and it causes your lover to get second-degree burns in sensitive parts of their body. Your lover is singing your favourite love song for you.
But they're completely tone deaf and your ears start bleeding. Your lover and you are sending mushy text message to each other.
All of a sudden, you get one from your mother preaching safer-sex - you accidentally sent one for your lover to her. You're sitting at the kitchen table ready to eat the perfect sandwich which took you an hour to make...
When you realize the bread has green fuzz growing on it. That special someone you've had a crush on for weeks finally calls you.
It just happens to be some random ECer on that other thread. You are at a loss as to how you got there, what happened the night before and how to get back home. You're at a bar with lots of people when an astoundingly hunky girl/guy catches your eye; they're alone!
It turns out they weren't looking at you, they start walking over, and right past you, to their husband/wife. You are walking through a park, with your boyfriend/girlfriend, and you see the perfect picnic spot.
All of a sudden a bird flies over and craps on your head. You're walking along the beach, ready to pop the question to your lover...
When a giant wave comes and sweeps you away. You are laying in bed after doing "the nasty" and your loved one tells you they want to marry you.
You roll away snoring and let out a loud Fart... You have just been asked out on a Date by you Dream person you accept and hung...
my best friend after he walks away from you and when u look around the same corner and he is standing there going YES....... The most stupidest thing that i did when i was in front of the person that i had a crush was......
Well I can't really ruin the moment, but I will answer honestly, which is I fell flat on my face and gave myself a nosebleed. She laughed Anywho, romantic setting... you and your lover are sharing ice cream...
The server comes over and yells to another server, "found your tooth greg" Having a romantic diner at a fancy restaurant with your special someone...
When you over hear the waiter say: "The chef has the H1N1 virus." Your lover offers to do anything you.
You ask him/her to take out the trash and he/she storms out in a rage. You find a $100 bill on the ground.
