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Possibly the funniest thing ever

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  1. pirateninja

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    Okay, foist, let me warn you, if you click on the link, you will be in for excruciatingly long descriptions of Mary Sues, bastardising of beloved children's characters, childishly written sex scenes, a headmaster with constant headaches, a giant pedophile and some of the worst spelling ever.

    But I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I have while reading this. And the funniest part is, she's completely serious. I repeat, this is not a parody.

    Ever read Harry Potter fanfiction? This gives a whole new side to it :roflmao:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4872225/2/My_Immortal

    And if FF take it down again, here is the website that hosts it: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm
     
    #1 pirateninja, Jul 25, 2008
  2. tylerksub

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    Wow i barely made it past chapter one. This is all looking downhill but i'm going to read all 20 chapters. >.< " I have that kind of time"
     
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  3. pirateninja

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    Sorry, buddy. It's not 20 chapters.... it's 44 :roflmao:

    I've just read Chapter 17. OMG "Dumblydorr" is an Avril Lavigne fan.

    I honestly cannot stop laughing at this.
     
    #3 pirateninja, Jul 25, 2008
  4. tylerksub

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    Does it get any better? half of the first few are repeating that they all friggin wear eye liner and blk stuff.....
     
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    If by "better" you mean "Lulzworthy", then yes.

    If by "better" you mean, "a good story", then no.

    :grin:

    Here's just a taste of what you can expect:

     
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    Lol I got to chapter 10 before I gave up... hahah I will never be able to look at a harry potter movie the same ever again!
     
    #6 rosiejuly3, Jul 25, 2008
  7. tylerksub

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    I'm on 9 and this is horrible, how can someone write this and then make themselves do ANOTHER CHAPTER! I'm gunna stick it out though.

    #1“How did you know?”
    #2“I hath telekinesis.”

    Wow that explains everything...
     
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    It's official, I read the whole thing. And somebody trolled it in chapters 39-40. I just wish I knew who it was so I can hug them.

    Oh, sweet christ, my face hurts from trying to suppress so much laughter.
     
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    OMFG this is actually the funniest thing I've ever read!! I'm only on chapter 5 but I'm trying to keep myself from bursting into hysterics because my family are here..lol. The author must be seriously depressed lol. I mean, saying stuff like, 'I slit my wrists because I was depressed and listened to GC while waiting for the cut to stop bleeding...' Seriously, WTF?!

    EDIT: Now on chapter 9:

    :roflmao:
     
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  10. tylerksub

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    ^ Oh it gets worse then that. Only on chapt 12 but it is getting worse still! I love the answers to people before each story.
     
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    dear lord.

    this is an insult to fanfiction.
     
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    I almost died when I read this.
     
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    This is the greatest piece of literature ever written and if you don't agree then....then....u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz and meyb i wud kare!
     
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    Holy shit! i iz so fukin much dumbr now dat i had red dis shit. wut re u guyz yellin bout? dis shit iz da fukkin bomb diggity, vampires an all dat stuf.

    I feel so stupid now. Jesus.

    Oh and this is the author's profile... Classic.
    Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
    Im Tara. Im a Satanistr and if u dont lik me coz of dat den FUK OFF!. if ur a prep or a pozr den fuk off 2 koz ur gay!! here r sum fingz u shud no abot me.

    likez: gothz, being goffik, satan, punkz, da coler black, bloood, ma bf Justin, rok muzik, suicide, vampirez, joel madden,

    dislikez: prepz, posers, pink, beng alive, homphobez, skool, life, barbie, flamerz

    Fave muzik: GC, MCR, Evinezenz, Linin prak, BLINK183, mraliyn manson, panik at da desko, fal out boy, from first 2 last, hothorne hites, all da odder goofik bandz

    lest faveorite musik: ASHLEEE SIMPSON britney spearz, hilery duff, linzee lohan ALL POP

    Fav movies: cropse bride, mean gurlz, van helsing, any odder horror moviw, nightmare b4 christmas, da ring, da ring 2, da grudg 2, saw2 and saw 3, da omen, scary movie 4, cursed, n da grudge.

    o h c if ur gofik wit dis: http://www.quizilla.com/users/xxxbloodyrists666xxx/quizzes/R20u20a20goth/ if ur not den fuk of!

    I would point out so many things but I really don't have to... except please don't fuck up Blink182 ever. And she calls people gay, then says she doesn't like homphobez. Right....
     
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    Older than John McCain, but still good for a laugh. Average fanfiction is bad enough, but this is just awful. I love it.
     
    #15 Wander, Jul 25, 2008
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    This is pure awesome. Thanks Holly, I'm only on the 10th chapter right now, but when I get back home I'm definitely going to finish the rest...

    I want to meet this girl.
     
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    For anyone who doesn't feel like reading it, here are some highlights:

     
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    Is this girl serious? It's so absurd it feels like a satire or parody or something. Haha.

    Oooh. Count Chocula. You're hardcore.
    Okay, call my nerdy, but Crookshanks is a CAT, not the 'Crucio' pain curse. Haha.

    LMAO. Thanks so much for this, Holly. <3
     
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    lol Wander!!
     
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