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Mine is a link to a youtube video...I'm gonna make it clickable. You should watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ECU6xtp68

 

This octopus walks into a bar and orders a Corona. "That'll be two bucks," says the bartender. So the octopus pays up and says "Will you give me fifty bucks if I can play any instrument you name? "Sure," says the bartender, "go play that piano." So the octopus goes to the piano, sits down, and out comes Van Cliburn, Paderewski, and Liberace all at once. "Damn!" says the bartender, "That's amazing!" And he pays up the fifty bucks.
Another guy at the bar pulls out a trumpet and says "Play this for fifty." So the octopus starts playing it, and it sounds just like Doc Severinson and Louie Armstrong all at once. And another guy pulls out a guitar, the octopus plays it, and Les Paul, Mary Ford and Andres Segovia are all right there in the music.

Finally a Scot, in full kilt, walks in and he says "Aye laddie, I'll wager ye cannae play these pipes. So the octopus picks up the pipes, twists them this way and that, looks at the plaid bagskirt, holds them up in the light, and finally puts them down on the barstool next to him while he used six of his eight arms to scratch his head. "Ha!" said the Scot, "Ye canne play them and I win!"

"Play, hell!" said the octopus, "I wanna have sex with it if I can get its pajamas off...!"

 

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Stanley woke up in his bed, and found out he wasn't alone.

He saw his friend Dudley standing beside him.

Dudley was soaking wet and shivering and he appeared to be crying.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D72fzwqtn9s

It's from yesterday when I was posting something.

 

Stanley woke up in his bed, and found out he wasn't alone.

He saw his friend Dudley standing beside him.

Dudley was soaking wet and shivering and he appeared to be crying.

Startled, Stanley asked him, "What are you doing here Dudley?"

Dudley tried to answer but no words came out of his mouth.

Finally, he whispered, "I was dreaming about Harry Potter and a broom stick; the broom stick was chasing me!"

 

.... all young children should be thought lifesaving skills.
Next week the same child will show us how to drive an ambulance.

(Facebook post in response to a of a toddler [about 18 months] playing with a CPR training dummy)

 

... Shouldn't it be 'taught' not 'thought'?

 

We all misspell things from time to time on the internet. For instance, I misspelled "broomstick" earlier.

 

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I don't even know why. It might of been a charge blade I couldn't spell... Pfft.

 

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I'm trying to reorganise an essay, but it's failing seen as I'm here!

, the European Communities Act (1972). From a legal perspective it was radical, it gave legal precedence to both current EU law and any which succeeded henceforth. As soon as the EU commission agrees upon a law it becomes binding in the UK as well, negating parliamentary assent. Therefore EC law supersedes UK law where it applies and if there is a grey area of whether EC or UK law is to be applied - EC law always overrules UK domestic law. In the event of a dispute of UK law versus EC law the decision of how it is to be interpreted is settled not by UK courts but by the European Court of Justice. It can be argued that as a result of this the UK is no longer a sovereign state, by definition the UK retains its sovereignty as it has the right to repeal the 1972 act, however a parliamentary briefing paper (Parry 2012) states that “any alteration to the powers of Parliament, or any transfer of power, as by devolution or international treaty, would in practice be difficult to reverse”, this is due to the fact that many UK laws have not been updated since 1973 a

 

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Gimme your voice!
You and I met this day
In this very place, so many years ago
And ever since then
A little bit of happiness
Has been wrapped in a really big love

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVj3KUXpDc

 

I would, but my friend linked me to more doujinshi. Man, She's getting on my nervez.

 

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling

Now Read it Backwards. c;

So... yeah. This is what I had.

 

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With the given helping numbers, 2,3,7,9,11
Use 3 numbers, fill in the blanks, add them to get you 24
___ + ___ +___ = 24

The ans is 3!+7+11, by the way