Jeremy: "Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night?" James: *Puts hand up James: "A landmine."
May: "I've bust me arm. That's why it took a long time to get out." Hammond: "Which arm have you broken?"
Its not from a TV show but from a YT show.: " You wanna go balls to the wall? Well, there's one way to put your balls to the wall, that's to stick your dick into an electric outlet!" -AVGN
"Sex is a people pasghetti. Hairy pee-pees clash. They yell, 'Yes! Yes!', but their grody faces say, 'Ouch!'" "I have a big coat with big pockets. Sometimes, kittens get in there. It's cool with me, so long as they keep their hook-socks curled." Haha, gotta love Babycakes
All that is gold does not glitter Not all those who wander are lost. J R R Tolkien- The Lord of the Rings
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Unless you don't have any water or sugar. And then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea." -Barry, Dinner for Schmucks