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My gay tongue

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Noah, Oct 3, 2008.

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  1. Noah

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    So I was drinking a milkshake at work,
    and an annoying girl was like, Eww, look at the way his lips pucker, thats so gay!!!

    Correct response: Ignore her

    My response: Molest the straw with my tongue, with additional sound effects and loud puckering.

    Lol just thought I'd share
     
    #1 Noah, Oct 3, 2008
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    She was wanting you. Why else would she notice such a stupid thing? :roflmao:
     
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    :roflmao:

    thats beautiful
     
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  4. Noah

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    lol no she's just crazy. scary thought actually....
     
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    pure genius! Mmmmm .... genius ...
     
    #5 Nitro, Oct 3, 2008
  6. Defender

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    lol :grin:, did you stare at her while you molested the straw with your tongue? xD
     
    #6 Defender, Oct 3, 2008
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    :lol:I didn't know it was possible to molest a straw~! ^.^
     
    #7 KatzInHatz, Oct 3, 2008
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    I guess....
     
    #8 vampireboy56, Oct 3, 2008
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    Molest a straw hahaha that's amazing! Yes yes like Defender said, did you stare at her while molesting the straw? Sort of eye her up?
     
    #9 skwidge, Oct 3, 2008
  10. ColbieMarie

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    I'm pretty sure if you tried hard enough you could molest anything
     
    #10 ColbieMarie, Oct 3, 2008
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    I would've popped the bitch like a zit. Not really. I'd just think about it really hard and try to make it happen that way. Then I'd stare holes in her.
     
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    Hahaha, I probably would have done the same thing :grin: Good on you :slight_smile:
     
    #12 davo-man, Oct 4, 2008
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    :roflmao: Well done!
     
    #13 Fiorino, Oct 4, 2008
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    oh yes!
     
    #15 Noah, Oct 4, 2008
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    I love being socially awkward in funny moments like yours. I do weird things like that all the time, and it's nice to see someone else who does.
     
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    ^ youre deffintly not alone ^

    :grin:
     
    #17 Amy, Oct 4, 2008
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    practicing maybe? ;-)
     
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