I hate them. I wake up on lying on my stomach with a stiffy and it pretty much hurts. Then of course, sometimes I sleep in my work clothes, because when I get out of work, I get home and completely crash. Next morning, ta-da, a stiffy and it hurts because it's crooked in my pants. Another thing I have noticed, is that I am like the most hard when I have a morning wood as opposed to any other time I am aroused... how the hell does that work? Rubbing one out is ok and all... but I don't like doing that after I wake up. Hurts to piss sometimes because of it. Plus it is embarrassing when someone else wakes you up and you have a morning wood. Anybody else hate them?
Sounds painful. I notice I'm harder too during these as well. Dreams or just sleep stimulates our bodies dramatically even if a dream isn't sexual. I get them twice lol. When I wake up and when I fall asleep on the bus. I sleep sideways. No problem there. The bus one is, well, embarrassing. I can't walk! like a normal person and I hate looking like a creep when I'm adjusting...these cases are the only times I hate hard-ons. Other times, not so much =)
Yeah. It feels overall like someone played an immature prank on me. When I wake up, I'm not thinking about sex. I'm thinking about work. So it's totally fucking backwards, for starters. I've considered for years how strange it is to live life with a penis. It's like a parasitic organism with a feeble consciousness of its own. That being said, vaginas are strange too ... personally I don't see the artistic beauty in genitalia. If the orgasms weren't so great there'd be practically no saving grace to these things.
arffff medically speaking you should not be concerned about your morning boner. it indicates you have healthy amount of testosterone and no organic problem in your boner. usually when the morning boner is gone or went softer than supposed to it indicates bigger problem (may be hormonal, vascular or neural). i like my morning boner tho, makes me wants to laugh at myself (not in a bad way). and since i live together with a other med school student in the same apartment the guys usually just tease whoever got morning boner "good dreams huh..." and we just laugh like its ordinary (because IT IS) ps: i never had problem with the clothing because i always wear minimal clothing before bed (sleeping with just briefs)... and man it feels really good when the morning piss came with my boner still hard on...
I only sometimes wake up hard, and when I do I'm just like "oh good, already up" and I think you can guess what happens next
LOL! That's really awkward! Tho I think, you should be instead be thankful that you wake up with a morning wood. 1.) It is an indication that you have no erectile dysfunction. 2.) It saves you from pissing on bed. Boner's makes it hard for urine to come out of your thing. 3.) You prolly had a good time in your dreams But if you really hate it, try not drinking too much water before sleeping and/or releasing those semen before you sleep. I havent tried it tho, I like waking up with my body telling I am perfectly healthy and does not have problems down there
In fact I don't think I've ever been hard and I think it's because of my growth hormone deficiency because of it my testosterone levels are VERY low
have you hit puberty yet?? when you haven't hit puberty then the test level are supposed to be low. i hit mine on mid 14, now i'm 21 and my test are 3x above normal level (they tell me this IS a problem but i think of it as an advantage. hey i got a pair of extremely good balls :lol::roflmao HIGH FIVE !!!!
well the normal level is 249 - 836 ng/dl, when i got my hormonal panel checked on February 20th this year my result shows >3000 ng/dl, and the pathologist add a note under the test result, "sample was tested twice and both shows abnormally high result". i'd love to show you the test result paper for proof, but then my name gonna show on the result paper... damn i have good balls =) ps: dude I'm always hot (not the feverish way), wanna play??? pps: just kidding about the play
