Lmfao...literally!!

I didn't say that.

And yes, yes we are.

 

Lol wait, where did i get that?

 

Lols for a second, I took this article kinda seriously, but then when it got like 5 lines in, I was done!

300-500 partners?! Ok, this article had gays mixed up with sluts and prostitutes (and I hope that didn't offend anyone) ^^

Ahhhh, nice, nice. But still, I think the thread about the guy who said gay is sin because you can't refrigerate it STILL tops this as the funniest shit I've ever seen!

 

Wait, where'd you see that? I wanna see!

 

I have no words for this.

 

Right? I better get crackin...

 

http://emptyclosets.com/forum/lgbt-...ate-homosexuality-like-pork-so-still-sin.html

Lols THIS evokes a pretty good laugh

 

I seemed to have misplaced my copy of the gay agenda... Can anyone on here borrow me theirs? :roflmao:

 

I don't understand this article. It makes no sense, that is normal sexual activity!

 

Oh dear ROTFLMFAO!!!

The funniest bit to me was near the beginning when they said that homosexuality leads to death. Is that so? How do they explain heterosexuals dying then?! LMAO

 

That article made me uncomfortable, it didn't make me laugh. Even though half of it is exaggerated, it still gets to me sometimes.

 

Bill Weinman · Ten Reasons Gay Marriage Is Un-American

I think you all will appreciate this one as well
Also, I need some tall friends.

 

I love oral sodomy. The word is even funny! Sodomy, sodomite. Rolls nicely off the tongue. Great, now I`m in the mood Think I am going to do some oral sodomy later tonight
I feel so exposed! Now, what to have for breakfast ... *thinking*

 

Hahaha as soon as I strated reading, the amount of laughter I had was through the roof! But the sad thing is is that it is on the internet for the world to see full of information that absolutely untrue and unnessecary :'(

 

Meh, the more idiotic articles they put up, the more they "help" our cause, in my eyes. I have talked to straight people, who almost took the critisism seriously until they began reading this type of articles and just got dead tired of the whole LGBT negativity.

When haters make themselves look stupid, it helps our cause, not theirs.
And that I find hilarious...

Totally think we`re werewolves. In which case, considering lycanthopy is spread by biting, start biting straight people, guys! Just not my mother. She`d be so depressed about it, she loves men. And not my sister either. Unless you can somehow also make her a gay man in the prosess. She keeps yapping about how all the sexiest guys are gay.
Drives me insane.

 

Roflcopter made my morning. them educated people with their statistics...

 

I came from a home that taught me stuff like this. When I realized I was gay I thought I was a major prude because I didn't want to do any of that "crazy" shit gay people do lol. Conservatives really delude themselves into thinking crazy weird sex is the only type of sex we have. We couldn't possibly want tender respectful sex like normal people lol.

 

Ya, really :dry:

 

Do these people not understand that there is just as much fisting and semen consumption among heterosexual couples?

(and, I imagine, just as much consumption of urine or feces, though I am confident that those numbers are made up)

 

Lmao:roflmao: