Keep It Gay!!!

*Captain Planet gives InaRut a pasionate kiss to revive him* Thanks CP

 

I...I thought you were dead!

 

CP: I can't die. Not while Earth needs saving!

 

I love you Captain Planet
*Hugs closely*

 

CP: I love u you too......ouch!
*CP lets out screams of horro as InaRut's tusks pierce him.
CP:Walrus tusks.....my only weakness........why.......why would you do this???

 

*Looks at the dying Captain Planet*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sighs..*
Can't we just put down all this death and sorrow and just have some tea?
*Looks at Lahan*
It's extra delicious!

 

mmmmkay........ two sugars for me

 

Do you have any Kool-Aid?
*looks at kool-aid dude*
I'll be right back.....

 

*sits down with Captain Planet (who is wearing a bandaid to make him feel better) and Lahan and starts to serve tea on a quilt*
this is nice...

 

*sits down at table w/ others* hey guys! *takes sip of kool-aid*
mmmmm.......tastes like pain.......yummy!

 

*Dims the lights*

>_>

<_<

 

bum chika wah wah!

 

*Looks at Lahan in the dim light*
Uh....
What's in this tea?

 

I think it's spanish fly...

 

...
So why dim the lights?

 

Oh, it sets the mood for sex....Didn't you know that?

 

I don't think he's......experienced, yet........

 

Who isn't?

Captain Planet?

 

InaRut.........