Instead of swearing...

I try not to swear,I really do. I'm not good with self-control. I do say "oh,crap",a lot.
But,when I'm upset,all bets are off.

 

The one I use a lot I think started out as a mumbling sort of swearing under my breath thing. Mrrfurkingurgle!

I also use the British "Bloody" all the time (bloody hell, etc.). I picked it up from a British boss I had when I was in high school.

But really, I also combine a lot of weird things with each other, something like "Jesus fucking bloody Christmas!" I don't really know where that came from.

 

I had adopted saying OH FUDGE for a long time... until family friends got mad cause their kids imitated it ._.

 

I say the normal swear words a lot, but on occasions, I'll use "schnitzelfruck" instead of "shitfuck." I also like saying "Oh Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints!" or "Jesus Christ on a silver platter!" I also use Bob, crap, doucheturd, barfburger, friggin', and many, many other words.

 

I don't replace any swear words.
I just let it flow.

 

I never use swear words...I dunno, I just don't curse or get angry that often, and when I do I replace swears with bold adjectives/noun combos

 

ahhhhhh tits
cripers man dontcha know
what in the world
son of a ritz bitz

 

One of my teachers used to say 'oh shrimp'...

My sister plays WOW and she shortened one of the city names as 'Shat'. My mom and I decided that it was the past tense of shit.

I was listening to the clean version of a song and it sounded like they took out the f word and said 'verp'.

I will also say words differently so I'm not quite swearing. I say -ish (shit), ert (ass), erch (bitch), and as-we-pay (asswipe). Other times I'll make some reference to toilet paper brands or I'll make a comment about the person having their head up their butt.

My favorite has to be please. Yes, I mean please. One day, I told my dad that he shouldn't get mad at me when I said damn because it's my version of please... XD so now I say please when that's not what I mean, lol.

 

I guess I don't really swear all that often, but instead I have a whole variety of sounds and noises I make. They don't really have any meaning, but it's usually funny.

My lit teacher last year always said "Oh Sugar!", and one day somebody asked her why. Her response? "Well, I can't just say 'shit', now can I?"

 

Never heard of the term "shat bricks"?

 

My personal two are

1) Fuck me anally on toast

2) Cuntbutlers

The second one was what a drunken Irishman I met in Edinburgh referred to prostitues as. And I just kept using it, 'cos it's awesome ;D

 

I swear way too much. :\
I say "bloody hell" a lot of the time though, so that's not that bad

 

I swear quite a lot,
I wont blemish your ears with my foul mouth.

 

Jings, fudge, fudgecicles, sugar, shingles, cheese & rice, wazzock, hamburgers, double hamburgers, feck, pish, pishsticks, crud, bugger, bras, shoot, cripes... can't think of any more

 

I like Crikey O'Riley.

 

Lacrima Christi is popular with me at the moment (partly because most people have not got the foggiest idea what it means - Christ wept)

I am rather fond of Khest - klingon for "that which is shrinking/diminishing" (with the force of f**k)

I try not to say bugger/buggery - I try not to give people ideas.
A friend of mine used to say "bugger me". He was very hansome and keeping my response suitable was hard work!

 

one of my fave quotes that i use when i get so frustrated is
O "God Bless America" or "God Bless My Life"

Or FML is good tooo

 

A man after my own heart.

 

When me and a friend of mine were younger she one day came up with 'Baboon!'. I think we laughed at that all day, she kept using that one for years. Another is 'Fanta jar'.

 

Swearing releases stress and expresses your anger, which in turn, calms you down. That's why most people notice that after they swear, they feel better. If you hold in your anger, you'll become more angry. That's why I don't try and not swear (I'll of course say "excuse me" before I swear though in front of people).