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  1. MisterTinkles

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    What do mental patients say as they lay dying in the gutter after hit by a car after escaping the asylum?





    February 31st
     
    #801 MisterTinkles, Apr 12, 2015
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    On wich day will i start loving cats.

    The doctor had to take it out because it was stuck down there..
     
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    What happened to your head?




    Ice cream, pizza, and cat litter
     
    #803 MisterTinkles, Apr 12, 2015
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    What did you purchase on your last shopping trip?

    Roadtrip!!!
     
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    Why are you so happy?

    Valvetblade
     
    #805 happydavid, Apr 14, 2015
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    What did you kill him with?

    Swallow it all up.
     
    #806 Gandee, Apr 14, 2015
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    What happened to my jar of razor blades?





    Dingleberries
     
    #807 MisterTinkles, Apr 14, 2015
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    What is your favourite snack?

    There's a buzzing noise coming from your pants
     
    #808 Ruby Dragon, Apr 21, 2015
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    Why are you groping me?




    Because the evil Pixie in my chocolate pudding told me too.
     
    #809 MisterTinkles, Apr 21, 2015
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    Why are you naked?

    Lalalalalalalalalalala
     
    #810 Gandee, Apr 21, 2015
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    What was your response when the President granted you one wish?




    Well, if it weren't broken, I'd HAVE to break it!
     
    #811 MisterTinkles, Apr 21, 2015
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    What are you doing to the internet?

    A large wet fish and a banana.
     
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    What are your plans tonight?

    The cast of glee,the England team, 22 panda, 2 murderers and my parents went into a bar.
     
    #813 happydavid, Apr 21, 2015
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    The biggest mindfuck ever?

    £12
     
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    How much was that spoon?

    Insect labels
     
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    What are the zoo short of?

    Dynamite in my porridge
     
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    How did the terrorist try to kill you?

    Corks in the drones of my bagpipes
     
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    What corks?

    18 huh
     
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    Do you know you are nearly 18?

    Don't tickle me there
     
    #819 happydavid, Apr 21, 2015
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    mmm nice ass :wink:

    Yes, and?
     
    #820 404dotexe, Apr 21, 2015
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