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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by malachite, Apr 16, 2010.

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    Warning: can be too cute

    Physique
     
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    warning: requires never ending maintenance

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    canned salmon
     
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    Warning: can contain Mercury

    winter

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    #745 biAnnika, Dec 22, 2011
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    warning can be swallowed by small or teenage children

    camera
     
    #746 lucas52, Dec 23, 2011
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    WarninG: can suck you in and turn you into a pixelated being every time it flashes.

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    Warning: After about a month, it will stop working properly and frustrate the hell out of you over the next year, at which time you'll learn that it's been obsolete for about six months.

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    warnings
     
    #749 biAnnika, Dec 23, 2011
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    warning: will not be taken seriously


    stickers
     
    #750 lucas52, Dec 23, 2011
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    May damage hair.

    Music.
     
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