How gay are you?

Yes, whomever thought up "whom" was silly.

I love that!

And we still don't have a name for this silly decade. Which is very weird in our increasingly buzzword-driven world.

Oh don't worry... I frequently make people uncomfortable when I forget to dumb myself down.

It helps that I was in French Immersion because nothing really helps you understand your "mother tongue" as an actual language as having to learn another. And French and English share so much that it makes understanding a lot of the underlying things pretty easy... well pretty easy if you're brilliant, I guess, which I aspire to be when I'm not drooling mindlessly over cute boys. (See? Self-deprecation [though not really] and sexual innuendo in one fell swoop.)

Actually, knowing French always makes want to use the subjunctive in English properly but of course the subjunctive is nearly completely dead, and if I were the kind of person to bet, I'd say very few people ever notice that. :lol:

Obviously, I need sleep. And so to bed...

 

If you were to have been as tired as you claimed to be, then you will have missed the continuation of this thread. That last phrase was missing a verb methinks.

Subjunctive dead my ass. (Is that a sentence?)

Yes mom, there is intelligent life on this planet! (!!)

I'll have to come back tomorrow to answer the real question here.

 

I know, I know. There is absolutely no denying it! :eusa_danc

 

Uhm... no. It was implied. In a literary manner. I wasn't that tired.

 

Even though that was intended as a joke, it still hurt my soul. Very much so.

My friends refer to this time as "The Zeros." I think the title's rather self-explanatory.

Ah, I see. I bow to your superior skills of (synonym for "self-deprecation").

Me too. (I'm only a novice in French though.) But the subjunctive is used much more frequently in Spanish.
Bah! I don't think I'm going to continue taking Spanish classes in college...luckily.

I think I should say something more interesting, but I don't really know what to say.
Uhrhrrr. There we go.

 

I will "do" a guy if i know him well enough
i wont go into a relationship with a guy
Maybe i would but he has to be my mr perfect
i will do a girl
i will one night stand any sex
i play soccer
i like giving (in bed)
i dress preppy
i have been accused of homosexuality
i am popular

 

Um, I like broadway musicals..
This summer I hand sewwed.(..sewed....sewwed..?) a plushie of myself simply because I was bored that day..
I have a rat terrier dog..
I put shiny colored highlights in my hair..
I am about as strong as a cancerous anorexic piece of tissue paper..
I think boobs and the vagina are gross..
I find penises and other parts of the male genitalia quite pleasing..
and, ofcourse, I used to play with barbies when I was little. It was either that or the ultra violent death squad GIJoes that came with man eating dinosaurs that glow blood red at night. Plus I liked the Ken dolls..
Almost all of my friends are girls.
I used to do things like giggle, say ''abfab'', and do the wrist flap thing jokingly, but it's become more and more of a bad habit.
I like typing stuff and ending it with :3
Almost all the webcomics I read usually have atleast one gay guy in it.

 

I guess I wouldn't fit the stereotype very much at all. I like jeans, casual shirts, T-shirts, Nike Airs, hiking boots, hunting boots, have various weapons, hunt, fish, use to trap, hiking, can do most mechanics, plumbing, electrical, carpentry, logging, work a sawmill, run a dozer, workout in a gym (home). Like most music but Rap just doesn't do anything for me, know my way around a kitchen real good, can do my own laundry and house cleaning, don't go out much as I live in the middle of nowhere, the only shopping I like is going in knowing what I need, get it and get out. Don't have any stereotypical mannerisms but do touch people when talking with them, unless a total stranger. Overall, just me.

 

lmao me too i made them fight each other

 

bawahahahaha! it was fun too lol

 

same. my sister was funny she cut all the hair off a barbi and said i was a guy..XD

 

All of my clothes come from Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and other similar stores. I wear flipflops all the time, and I'll buy a cologne if it has a picuture of a hot guy on it. I also have my eyebrows done.

On the other hand, I have a buzzcut, mainly because I don't like messing with my hair. I also listen to rap and reggae all the time.

 

- i like 'pimp my ride' type cars
- i appreciate timeless fashion in both women and men
- i can apply makeup to women and get a better result than they can
- i dress in black nearly always
- i like lots of music but essentially alternate but still sounds like pop.
- i like to cook gourmet food.

 

I don't shave unless it's a special occasion.
I rarely wear skirts or dresses (but I will start again).
I love the Colorado Avalanche (a hockey team).
I read Maxim, Stuff and Blender.
I don't wear makeup on a regular basis.
I don't get mani/pedicures on a regular basis.
Ellen Degeneres makes me laugh!
One of my favorite movies is Better Than Chocolate.
Naked men baffle me.
I can't exactly recognize erections that are hidden under jeans....:dry:
There are probably others that I can't think of.
I like women. Can't get any more lesbian than that..

 

I'm a bit of a mixed bag....

Lesbian characteristics:

- I was a tomboy all through childhood & would rather climb trees & play-fight than wear a dress or play with dolls (I hated dolls).
- I like the smell of mens deodorants, & use them sometimes.
- I don't know how to react when my female friends point out 'hot' guys.
- I've never been a 'girly' girl (ie, false nails, dresses, etc)
- I'm completely HOPELES with accessorising & hate having to shop for them.
- I like DIY projects & basic 'handy-man' stuff.
- I enjoy being outdoors.
- I've never felt comfortable with men hitting on me. Ever.
- I love The L Word.

However...

- I wear make-up (not too much) almost everyday.
- I like clothes that show my figure & dress feminine most of the time.
- I also like heels (not stillettos).
- I hate getting rained on or dirty unless it's absoloutely necessary & can't be avoided.
- I can't stand my legs/under-arms being hairy, so shave often.


At the end of the day though, I still dig chicks :icon_bigg

 

I'll tell you what you should find scary firepants? The fact that I'm an interpreter in the making and I still mix up when to use the possessive apostrophe and basically never use the word "whom". In fact my English is so bad that my friend has diagnosed it:
"Flesh-eating English disease"

It's a highly contagious disease it would seem, as anyone who spends large amounts of time with me usually winds up stuttering, being grammatically incorrect and ends up having to resort to wild hand gestures to communicate.

((I'm not joking at all lol))