How Embarrassing

Hahaha this made me laugh!

Something similar happened to me in year 7, I got freaked out by a PE teacher looking at me weirdly in the changing rooms then I looked down and realised

 

10 years old: a group of us are doing like a mini-play to the class, I was lying on my back and there's a point where I had to situp.. as I sat up the most enormous fart came out... the teacher actually thought i did it on purpose.

Everything my mother ever does/did in public with me. ugh...

 

I've got many, and quite frankly some are too embarrassing to post here. So I'll just post the most embarrassing one that I can bring myself to post -

It was my 16th birthday and I had WAY too much to drink. Everyone went back to my mates house and even though my house was only like a few minutes from there, I decided to stay too, I sat down sprawled out like a starfish on one of the seats when my headed started to spin badly, I knew from then it was not going to end well. So I went to the bathroom to try and throw up, laid down on the floor to relieve the nausea (should of just gotten it out of my system really), and ended up just zonked out barely able to move. So my mate escorted me out of the house with me consistently saying "no, no I'm going to be sick" - "no, seriously I'm going to be sick," which he ignored. So then I ended up throwing up pink on his driveway (I don't even know, must of been doing some pink shots or something).

Okay so that's bad enough, then on the walk home I felt my belt was getting loose, then my trousers ended up falling down slightly and being as drunk as I was I just sort of shrugged it off like "nah nah my house is near it'll be fine," till they fell completely down. Then I tried to pull them up but couldn't even get the belt on properly because I was feeling so rough. So after like 5 minutes I managed to get it back up, got home and fell asleep on the stairs while trying to go up them. I woke up feeling like death, clothes everywhere and my iPhone on the floor (apparently my mate said I dropped it, lucky he came back to return it).

I'm lucky it was my birthday so I could use that as an excuse for my twattish behaviour. Ever since then I have been uneasy around tequila.

... Oh, and I forgot to mention, I had a crush on that guy. FML.

All the best.

 

you remember a few years back their was a big flu academic well I caught it bad ended up with a bad chest infection anyway I was put on some tablets and it made down below sensitive once or twice I was coughing and it triggered something off this happened once in front of my brothers .

 

Hahaha!!

I was sending a link to a porn site to a close friend of mine,
accidentally pasted it into the messaging window of this guy I had just met at university orientation day.... awwkwaaarrrd

 

My dad overheard my now ex-girlfriend and I, you know, getting it on one night, and after she left in the morning he told me quote "Tell your girlfriend to be quieter next time."

:roflmao::eusa_doh:

 

I'm going to have to go with the dog story. I was taking the Monster outside for the night, and my neighbor came outside a few seconds after nature called and I stopped to take a piss. My Doberman went running full speed and when he reached the end of his leash, he spun me around, giving my neighbor a stunning view of my dick in mid-urination.

That one's tied with the time my boyfriend's mom walked in on us having sex once. I think we were 17 at the time, and I went over to his house, and his mom had come home from the grocery store and wanted him to help unload the car. She walked into his room and there we are spooning away. (We were covered, thank God.) That was the loudest and most horrified gasp I've ever heard.

 

It was maybe 9 or 10 in the evening and thought of watching gay porn since no one is around and near my workplace. In the middle of buffering, a workmate went up to my station to ask for some work related questions. Before he could go near, I tried to close google chrome but it hangedand stuck on the part where the guys are making out. So I panicked and kept on pressing the close button but still hanged so what I did is I slammed my laptop when he went near me. Felt nervous, i don't know if he saw what i'm watching or not. Or maybe he did. It felt so awkward that moment

So next time i'm attempting to watch, I triple check if my workmates are already asleep or not visible near my workstation.

 

i was talking with a friend of mine in skype soo i went to bathroom and came back then on ma way to the pc i was in mood of practising striping just for the lolz and i was slaping ma ass and stuff while making noises then when i sat to pc i realized I FORGOT to mute the microphone X_X and that friend of mine she heard it all ............. then she was acting like sooo serius........ that was 1 of the most embarasing moments of ma life T_T

 

haha... I was trying to open a foldout sofa bed, I got halfway and passed out on the metal side that was facing upwards (half unfolded), with one of the couch cushions..

The next morning I woke up, there was a dick drawn down the side of my leg in permanent marker (so it looked like it was dangling down below my shorts), there was one drawn on my face jizzing in my mouth, my eyelids had crosses drawn on them, my nose was colored in... all this was done in black permanent marker :eek:


Then I was running late for... lunch with the family at a restaurant! Needless to say we didn't stay out to eat :bang:

 

I can't think of a number 1 embarrassing event. But today I did leave the house without a bra on and didnt realise until I was out and around people. It was fairly awkward, I just subtly made an excuse and left although I'm fairly sure they realised ..!

 

I've got a pretty good one:

So we're in Directing for the Studio class (or maybe it was Studio Production. It's the same exact class, anyway) and our exercise is doing a broadcast on making a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. Sounds simple enough. The "producer" puts out what he bought earlier: A jar of creamy peanut butter, a jar of crunchy peanut butter, squeezable Grape and Strawberry jellies and wheat and white bread loaves, as well as a few knives and paper plates. Okay. This will be fun.

And man, am I hungry.

As luck would have it, I got to be the first guest, who had the role of being on camera and demonstrating how to make the sandwich, and then eat it.

So about 5-10 minutes later, everyone's ready, I'm standing behind the desk, next to the "host" and next thing I know, it's "dissolve Mic Cue" and I'm up next to speak. Now, because this was only my 2nd time on camera and the 1st being the guest, I had no clue that there was nothing on the prompter for me to say, and I'd have to improvise. Nevertheless, I managed to stumble through my sandwich-making while making a couple jokes. Pretty soon, we were finished and of course, there were a couple errors, so we decided to do another take.

As we were getting ready, I was trying to come up with a funny one-liner while I would make the sandwich. Still not entirely experienced, I started off pretty good, and then things took a tumble from there and sadly, it wasn't literally.

I grabbed a good scoop of the "nutty" peanut butter, as I had called it, and then proceeded to spread it on the bread, but not without the funny joke:

"Just spread those nuts all over, and.."

I caught myself on-camera. I tried catching myself unknowingly making a terrible sex joke, while at the same time being WAY too late on that part, and started to laugh with my face entirely red from both blushing and laughing, and the laughter from the headphones on the camera operators wasn't helping. Ultimately, I had made the problem much worse than it could have ever been had I gone through and finished the joke.

What makes me still uneasy about it is the fact that the teachers store these broadcasts as examples, and I'm quite sure our instructor will be pulling out that one on purpose as an example.

This is the moment in college my friends still haven't and probably will never let me live down.

 

When I was 16 and just legally allowed to drink (a did drink before as is common here) I went to Volksfest with my friends (for your information: Volksfest is like a combination of a Beerfest and a fun-fair Oktoberfest in Munich is the biggest and most famous Volksfest but here in Bavaria almost every village has its own, including my village of about 2000 people). So I was drinking and I ended up having one too many (one beer at a Volksfest is a Mass (= 1 litre)) and vomited all over the lap of one of my friends Mum. Said Mum later brought my home and for years after I had to hear this story from her.

Also when I was still a little kid I used to get sick on the bus. So we were going on a trip to the zoo by bus and I got really sick and had to puke. most of it ended up on my clothing and even when my mum did her best to clean it I still had to walk around all day with stinking stains on my trousers. and in the evening I refused to get in the bus again

 

When I was getting off a bus on campus, I skipped a step and then I fell on my butt in front a huge group of people. The steps to get off the bus were vertical so...but it wasn't embarrassing to me so...yea

I don't think I've had any REALLY embarrassing moments. If I have, I just shrug them off like nothing...