How do I shave my butt?

Fred i agree with ummm Paul and Jim. Be proud of what you have i rather have someone whos hairy than unaturally baby smooth and its all prickly and womanish i like men not women. =]. But if you really want to do it you could just go far from town to get it waxed or something like that.

 

My name is inarut and I'm a hair-o-holic.
I have hair on my chest, curls on my back (ew), "Do's" on my ass, and forests on my legs.
*sits back down*

 

My name is Latinokid and im a.....hair-o-holic luver...i luv my men with lots of hair! =]

 

Hmmm, if my Bum ever got too hairy, i'd proberly wax...hehe, how gay of me XD

 

First thing, I think I can use my hairyness to determine the people who want me for sex and who want me for alot more . That way when I go to my gay club for the first time and get a bit to drunk I can hopefully defend myself with body hair . I'll either have a
"Back hair? Yikes. Lets just cuddle."
or
*Gets to hotel room and takes off shirt* "See ya."
or
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND MIA!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/AMAZING-PUBI...ryZ31763QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Its an Aussie Ebay but I'm sure you can find it on your own one.

Edit: Maybe its not good for ur skin? Its a "Deplitary" but it says that you mix the powder with water... That can't be harmful to sensitive areas can it? Hopefully someone can answer.

 

Well, you cann wax it, but if you are willing to pay alot and have to out patient a few times, you can get permanent laser hair removal.

 

I like the hair Removal!
Edit: by lazer...

 

I trimmed today. ^^

Derek made me do it.

 

LIAR!

 

Ok, maybe I was bending the truth a bit but you DID want me to do it. >_>

 

I don't know why people find this funny. Even if you did, why would you say that at loud? Maybe it's something gay people does.

Anyways, shaving is easy but it will grow back pretty soon and you can not believe how itchy when it grew back. I once shaved my hair that's around my hole(not on my ass cheek but literally around my ass hole) and it was pretty easy but after 4 or 5 days. I don't know how many times I scratched my ass hole:roflmao: :roflmao:

So I think best option would be waxing. You can use duct tape to remove hair with so much pain...but it's really handy I use duct tape once in a while

But if you gonna use duct tape then be sure to apply some lotion where you removed hair because it gets pretty sore.

 

Because people have sense of humor. Why do we say it out loud, because we're allowed to express our emotions. And its something people of all genders do. That should answer all your questions.

 

Ow, ow ow ow OW is all I have to say to all the ideas of waxing or duct taping!

Can you imagine how much it would hurt to wax your crack and around your hole???!!! And then start all over again 4-6 weeks later depending on hair growth.

My advice, learn to live with your hairy botty. You don't have to look at it and there are loads of people that like hair, even if you don't very much.

and one for your hairy bot *thinks; thank goodness its virtual*

 

It would only hurt for a second though! Compared to 1 month of hair.

 

Thanks.

Oh, yeah. It hurts. But not too bad I guess. Compare to some other hurtfull infuries I had:lol:

 

Crimson Thunder I think you maybe haven't waxed your private bits :lol: It certainly brings a tear to the eye!

It hurts like hell for a good 2 mins for each strip then your skin is left all sore and red, often you have to pass several times over the same area to get all those stubbon hairs, even if you go to a professional waxing parlour the soreness is unavoidable.

Granted once the pain and the sorness dies down you have a lovely smooth bot for a few weeks. Fred will just have to decide if he is willing to put himself through all that!

 

No I haven't but I can tell you what I have done... Just then. Used some "Sensative" skin hair removal cream by nair... I think that sensative skin means DONT USE because my chest is red and killing me right now. XD

 

Phew, well just be happy you tried first on your chest hair :lol: Just think what it would do on your privates!:lol:

Seriously, do you have any aloe vera cream in your house, or better still an aloe vera plant? If you do rub some on liberally all over the sore parts, it really is a miraculous plant

 

Hmm I might! I'll have to check. ^^;

My nipples are killing me LOL